Requested by: Huyduc8877
Lore: this is like, ignoring literally everything past the concept of finding golden cheese bc I'm not a lore expert (and I'm coping cuz I haven't PLAYED since the pitaya update- shhhhhh) but yeah I uhhh... don't- don't question my ways I'm very special /j
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It was a simple Friday. After the news that Golden Cheese had been nursed back to health by Pure Vanilla, the Ancients decided to travel to the Hollyberry kingdom for a night to be by themselves.
Hollyberry had told her family to scatter for the night, which yes, meant that Wildberry disappeared to the Dark Cacao kingdom to scavenge for his friend. The castle was to themselves, no guards or maids, just them.
The original intent of the meetup was to finally have Pure Vanilla confess his feelings to Dark Cacao, but it turned south when Hollyberry brought out berry juice.
"Am I allowed to drink while we fool around?" She asked, taking a swig straight from the bottle.
"Is there a point in telling you no?" Dark Cacao asked sarcastically, rolling his eyes and focusing his attention to Pure Vanilla.
"Not really." She laughed and took another. "Say, Cheese, what's your tolerance like?"
Golden Cheese thought for a moment. "No clue."
"Wanna find out? I bet you a turn at your soul jam¹ that you can't take more shots than me." Hollyberry said, slamming the open bottle down and smiling triumphantly.
Golden Cheese shrugged. "Sure. But you aren't spawning any dildo statues."
"It was an accidentttt!" Hollyberry dragged, shuffling into the kitchen to get double shot glasses. "But we're using doubles, no pussy one-shot glasses."
Golden Cheese sighed and mumbled to herself. Pure Vanilla silently scooched closer to Dark Cacao, and whispered something to him that made him chuckle.
Hollyberry sat down again, and poured two shots. "Ready to be beat?"
"In your dreams." Golden Cheese laughed, and held up the glass. The two clinked the glasses and took their first double-shot of berry juice. They downed it easily, then moved onto another. "This shit is easy."
"They all say that, don't they?" She poured another shot for the both and they held it again. "Let's do these to somethin'."
"I know!" Pure Vanilla chimed. "To... erm. How about Espresso and how he's aiding us to fight Dark Enchantress?"
They all nodded and the two held their glasses up. "To Espresso, for helping our battle in fighting the darkness!" The two said in unison, then they took their shots. Golden Cheese made a slightly disgusted face, the alcohol clearly starting to affect her already.
"Damn, it's already hitting you?" Hollyberry laughed, pouring yet another.
"I-It's just because it's a double shot!" She stammered as a reply, blushing from embarrassment and something deeper.
As the night went on, the two took more shots until they were slurred messes. Dark Cacao and Pure Vanilla laughed at the mess the two had became, even downgrading them to single shots in secrecy.
"W-What if... lesbians!" Hollyberry cheered, her speech so slurred it was barely decipherable.
"A-A... Amen? A man? What is it again?" Golden Cheese asked, leaning on Hollyberry's shoulder.
"Amen." Dark Cacao said somewhat coldly, helping the two brace themselves.
"Amen!" Golden Cheese cheered as well, raising her fist shakily. Then, all of the sudden, Hollyberry grabbed her face and kissed it roughly. It quickly turned into a sloppy tongue kiss, but the two boys separated them after that. "W-Why'd you grab ussss?"
"Because you're drunk, and you're going to bed." Dark Cacao said sternly, pulling Golden Cheese away from Hollyberry as Pure Vanilla pulled away the opposite. Then, the two put the others to bed and decided on what to do next.
"Wanna... yk-" Dark Cacao asked shyly.
"Isn't it kinda a prerequisite? They only met to get us closer." Pure Vanilla smirked and pulled him into his bedroom.
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1 - its this made up thing I did where sometimes they can use the soul jam's powers even if its not their respective one, cut me some slack here I needed a dildo joke :sob:
