Requested by: Miss_cumba (FR THANK YOU FOR BEING SO CHILL!!!!)
Lore: read the fluff you wank- nah just kidding I'm not mean. Also, this story perfectly marks my struggle to decide if my smuts should contain fingers or not... I decided to just do so and i'm pretty sure I had this battle like 5 seconds ago with a different one- oh well. SAME THING FOR HAIR, HIS HAIR IS FLAMES. WHAT THE FUDGE MAN. :((
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"S-So do you actually want to...?" Capsaicin made a thrusting gesture with his finger, clearly nervous. It was clear he wasn't the most experienced in relationships, but that was cute to Prune Juice.
"To put my question bluntly: Is your dick hot?" He asked, partially concerned about what the answer may be.
"No. I think the witches spared me with that- there's a spot that starts at my stomach and ends at my upper legs that's just... dough. There's no discoloration- it just stops. There's no heat." He smiled awkwardly.
Prune Juice smiled. "Perfect! B-Be gentle though, I'm quite frail..." He moved the hair out of his face and got out of Capsaicin's lap. He sat back against the couch, smiling. "Well? Aren't you gonna... you know..?"
Capsaicin seemed confused at what Prune Juice was asking. "...What?"
"Oh dear... undress me and all that. Have you not watched porn?"
Capsaicin shook his head.
"Oh you sweet summer child... Usually, after both parties consent, the stronger one undresses the weaker one. Then they... you know the rest I assume." Prune Juice set his hat aside and ran his fingers through his hair.
Capsaicin crawled over to Prune Juice, sitting chaste between his legs and placed a hand on the fastener of his cloak, but then he paused. He seemed weary about it; unsure if he could proceed.
Prune Juice put a hand on his arm. "Go ahead."
Capsaicin unclipped the fastener, causing the cloak to fall off of Prune Juice's shoulders and onto the couch. It was weirdly exhilarating, and he even gave a smile of approval. Then, his shirt was off, and soon he was stripped to his underwear. But then, Capsaicin froze again.
Prune Juice sighed. "Good god, you need to man up." He said before pushing Capsaicin onto his back and climbing onto him. He sat on his waist, eyeing him. Capsaicin turned red, not expecting the sudden push or the rather intimate position. "Happy now?"
Capsaicin nodded. Suddenly, he felt a rush of adrenalin, and immediately felt as if he had to be the dominant one. He pushed Prune Juice down and rushed on top of him, completely dominating him.
"Capsaicin-" Prune Juice was immediately shut up by a passionate kiss, their bodies laying flushed together. The kiss quicked turned rough and intimate, their tongues moving around each other as Prune Juice squirmed. He whimpered under Capsaicin's touch, clearly enjoying their moment. After a few more seconds, they separated. "I need you..."
Capsaicin bit his lip and pulled back. Then, he unzipped his pants and pulled out his member for Prune Juice to see. After letting him gaze, Capsaicin pulled off Prune Juice's underwear, leaving him naked on the couch.
"Please do it... but be gentle..." Prune Juice begged, his voice but a whisper.
Capsaicin immediately took the opportunity and put himself between Prune Juice's legs. He lifted them up over his shoulders and lined himself up with the awaiting cookie. He pushed inside, groaning as he felt Prune Juice stretch around him.
Once adjusted, he began pumping into Prune Juice roughly, gripping his shoulders for support. His lover became a moaning mess underneath him, but he still took Capsaicin's dick like a pro.
"Oh!~ Mmn..!~" He moaned, brushing hair out of his face as his entire body shook from the pounding. "I'm so close already..~"
"So weak, aren't you darling?" Capsaicin teased, increasing the speed and strength of his thrusting. He started to groan as well, clearly being as weak as he teased Prune Juice for.
Their moans quickly began to flood the room, the pleasure building inside both of them. A soft slapping sound started to come from the contact, driving them both wild. Just as soon as it got really good, a knock at the door interrupted them.
"Hello? Did you guys forget that you invited me too? I hear furniture moving, you didn't tell me you were gonna do renovations!" The voice shouted from outside the door.
The two looked at each other before realizing: They had invited Kouign-Amann and just completely forgot about it. They both panicked, pulling out and shuffling on their clothes. After they were both completely dressed, they fixed the rest of themselves and answered the door.
"What were you guys doing?" She asked, concerned.
"Don't worry about it." They both said in unison, inviting her inside.
"Prune Juice, you have a-"
"Hole in my floor, yes, I know."
"No, you have a uhm... water stain on your couch. I'd check your roof."
"Oh yeah, I'll get that done eventually."
"Wait this is a two-story house-" She realized, looking at them dumbfounded. But then it clicked. "WERE YOU GUYS-"
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I wonder if they actually explained it to her or if they just lied. Hmm.
