Theater Lore

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Dear Diary,
My name is Ivory Clicks. My therapist told me to start journaling my 'experiences' or even just plain old trauma. A week ago my husband left for 'business' meeting. He is a janitor, not sure how or why a meeting was needed. And he left for 2 weeks, the first few days were fine, he would text me and we would chat.

Then on the fourth day, he stopped. He left me. I didn't understand why.
A few days later I got a call from the police, they declared my husband as deceased. It was the worst news I could have ever gotten.

I always suspected he was having some kind of affair but I never looked into it, I've been fully booked with singing and it slipped my mind. He used to leave on Thursday afternoons for about 3 hours. Which was fine, since I tried to sign him up for yoga for his health. I think he was skipping. It was strange. They haven't announced how or even why he died.

That's enough for today,
18.04.24
~Ivory

Sergeant Peterson,

This is a formal request to be placed with another officer of your department. The officer I am referring to is pretty, in a kind of nicer manner, an absolute bafoon, he is too hung up on this stupid mouse then focusing on an actual murder case. He drives me up the wall and I can not take anymore of his nonsense. The salary is excellent with him, I need to provide for my kids.

Kind Regards
Detective Arthur Watson

Dear Detective Watson,

There are no other officers who can work with you. Your current partner will do just fine. I told you I'm open to changes, if it is possible. If not then I cannot do much. I will try to speak to.. let's just say your partner. If you have any other issues, wait until Friday next week.

Regards
Sergeant Peterson.

YO ARTHUR,
THIS DAMN MOUSE TOOK A PIECE OF MY CHEESE AGAIN. HOW AM I EATING THIS GODDAMN BREAD, ITS CRUMBLING. HELP ME I NEED BACKUP. AAAAAAA

voice messaged received.

Jerimy 🤪😉🤡

Ricky, I've told you that
I've wanted to quit this godforsaken circus for
almost 4 months,
I don't want to be some ridiculous clown anymore. I appreciate
the offer but I don't want to do this.
seen

its awesome working with u!
c u Monday! 🙂😂😜
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Rick. Look the money is decent, I'm taking the week off, mental health I guess.
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Okay!! 😳🫳🎤
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Roland and his close friend Captain Scarakam. Who prefers that, he never liked his first name, it made him feel weird, reminded him of his ex wife, he got into fishing to forget that past.
But when he was with his friend, on that boat, all he could think about was everything in that moment. The smell of the salty ocean, the waves crashing into the boat and onto nearby land, he always felt safe but rocky.

Roland enjoyed the company, he always saw the captain as a father figure. They always had a fun time, he would come home to his wife, Margret who was happy to hear about their adventures.

They could sit for hours, fishing.

A new intern was hired at NASA, Tanya. She was helping with a recent project to the moon, to create their first real base, to let human man live on there, it was a week project. So, NASA sent their... most.. useless? Astronaut to the moon. A true American (eagle, eagle, eagle..) He thought he was flying, with a rocket, to Europe. Smart guy.

Blog entry #37482

Blog name: Turnip Time⏳

Welcome back to another blog!

Turnips, we all love them, you wouldn't be here if you didn't!

Facts about turnips!!

-Large turnips were used as jack-o-lanterns!!

-The roots, stems and leaves of a turnip are edible!! More for me to eat!!

-Larger turnips are tough and fed to animals if they cannot be cooked!

-The smaller the bulb of a turnip, sweeter it is!!

Lessons learned today!!!
Turnips! ARE TASTY!!!
and size doesn't matter, Sharon.

That's all for today!
Turnip time is out ⌛️

I know that this doesn't seem like much, but it's very difficult to create these haha (I'm dying inside)