Because I Wasn't Insane Enough Already

Chapter 2

Did everyone like my first chapp? Oh, by the way, the girl on my cover is someone you'll meet in a few chapps. *giggles with fangirly delight* Oops, I'm scaring away the readers! Anyway, Enjoy!

STORME'S POV

I hit the ground hard, and the sheath of the short sword now, somehow, on my back clattered against the marble floor. My feet bumped into a wall when I stretched, telling me I was in a narrow hallway. Got nothing to lose at this point, I figured, and picked a direction. Hmm... Right. Left. No, right. I decided on left, and began walking. After several minutes, I saw a figure a little farther down. I ran the rest of the way, and saw he was a tall, smiling man with silver-white hair. "Not to sound weird, but where am I?"

He looked me over. Just a fifteen-year-old girl with purple hair and a...sword? He reached for something in his haori. Damn. Damn! I just pissed off Gin Ichimaru. He'll fricking SHINSO me! "Wait, wait!" I decided to use honorifics for once in my life. "Please don't stab me, Gin-sama." God, it hurt to say that! SAMA! I'm not respectful; I dyed my hair purple just to piss my mom off. And I've got serious issues with authority. But faced with the issue of whether I want to keep my head on or not, desperate measures were called for.

"Why na'?"

"Um... Am I im Las Noches?"

"Why does it matter?"

"Okay... Um... Well, where i just...er...got here from, this universe--er, all these--are in a...uh...manga." There, now! That didn't sound too crazy, did it? Apparently, it did, because Gin continued to draw his sword (A/N: For all non-bleach fans reading this, Shinso is the sword). Ah, crap. I reached over my right shoulder and drew the two-foot-long dagger that was now there. It looked normal, a wakizashi with a bright yellow hilt wrap, a wooden sheath, a round tsuba and a blood-red sash.

"Hey, guess wha'?"

"What?"

"Mine's longer. Shoot her dead, Shinso." With that, Shinso extended towards me and time seemed to slow down. I ducked down, narrowly avoinding the blade. Gin looked confused. "How'd ya do tha'?"

"What?"

"Move so fas'?"

"When?"

"Jus' now." I had no idea what he meant. Shinso moved toward me, so I ducked. He sheathed Shinso, and grabbed me by the upper arm. We reached Aizen's throne room, and he sort of threw me to the ground in front of him. "Cap'n Aizen, tha' was in the hall."

"And what is that?"

"Doesn' look like a' Arrancar."

"How did you get in?" Aizen asked from atop his throne.

"I don't know. You tell me. Aizen." No honorifics! Yes! I'm me again!

He looked at me like I meant about as much as the scum that didn't dare touch the bottom of his godlike sandals. "Give her to Szayel. He's been bothering me about a new lab rat. Apparently, that nùmero died already."

"Did 'e? Shame. Szayel 'ad shu' up fer a whole week." Gin was already dragging me out of the throne room. A few hallways later, He opened a door and shoved me inside. "Szayel, ya've got a new...friend." With that, he shut the door behind me.

"Hello," he said, walking over to me, "How did you get in?" I flipped him off. "Hm," he said, with a casual hair flip. I couldn't help it-I busted out laughing. His pink hair is just so-I don't know, PINK! And flipping it? SERIOUSLY?

"What?" Szayel asked haughtily. "Is there something wrong with the color pink?"

"No, no," I stifled my giggles. "All good, Granz." At that moment, Verona and Lumina bounced, one with a vial.

"Szayel Aporro-sama!"

"Szayel Aporro-sama!"

"Szayel Aporro-sama!"

"Szayel Aporro-sama!"

"What?! What is it?!" he asked, annoyed.

"We've got the new drug!"

"The drug!"

"The drug!"

"The-"

"Oh, SHUT UP!" I shouted at them, and they ran away. Szayel held the small vial at his eye level and looked at the few drops of orangish fluid inside. He turned around and when he turned back, he was holding a syringe with the orangey fluid inside. Shouldn't have laughed at his hair... Okay. I was now *officially* scared shitless.

He stepped behind me and stuck me in the arm. I collapsed in two seconds flat. "Wha...?" He kicked me in the side, then rolled me over onto my back.

"Lumina! Put her...elsewhere. I'm busy."

"Yes, Szayel Aporro-sama."