Insanelly stupid and retarded dumb short stories

Tom and the hairy woman

Tom woke up from his damp smelly bed. He had noticed that there was a large clump of hair with sweaty liquid dripping from the hair strings. Tom Put the clump of hair in his mouth and began to chew on it. Soon a salty taste had exploded in his mouth. He puked, then ate the puke, then puked and ate it again. Soon he became really sick and had to go to the hospital, when he was laying on the bed, he was bit tyred, tom yawned and the doctor started smelling the puke that Tom ate. While Tom was yawning, the doctor accidently puked inside Tom's mouth, so Tom started puking again while laying in bed and his face was full of puke