This is what an idiot's diary would be like

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Dear diary

I was walking down the hill of doom, when I suddenly saw a black cat, it looked at me for a few seconds and called me racist. Then I asked him/her, "how am I racist?" And then it said, "because you called me black!" And then I asked, "how did you know?" And then it replied, "because I can read your mind. And then I said, "oh well have a nice day." And then continued walking. Suddenly it was night, and sadly I was allergic to the moon, so I died.

The end

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