Insanelly stupid and retarded dumb short stories

Smoking chicken

Once up on a time,

I was smoking chicken.

It was really delicious.

My friend came and saw me smoking that big fat chicken!

He said "WHY ARE YOU SMOKING THAT CHICKEN!!!!!!"

I said "cuz it's very nice."

He then cryed like a big dumb baby after slapping the chicken out of my hands.

My friend then runes off like an idiot moving side to side.

Then my dog comes in running with his head up and his tongue out.

He puts the big chicken in his mouth and starts running off like a drunk dog... oh wait, he was actually drunk in reality.

I chased my dog all the way to the planet uranus.

He was running as fast as he can, but his speed was no match for my MLG dorito eating and MTN Dew drinking leg.

I managed to catch my dog by the time we reached uranus.

I then took a closer look at my dog and then that's when I realised that my dog had already smoked the whole chicken, he must have done that while we were running.

My legs were too tyred to run back to earth so I had to find my legs some doritos and MTN Dew.

Unfortunately, I was in uranus so there was no doritos or MTN Dew, so I collapsed and fell on the ground

My dog then ran off all the way back to earth.

I thought that my dog ditched me but 10 mins later he came back with some doritos and MTN Dew for my leg.

He also felt bad for smoking all of my chicken so he also brought some chicken for me to smoke.

I was so happy because that meant I will survive.

I gave the doritos and the MTN Dew to my leg and smoked the chicken.

My legs were then energetic enough to run back to earth, so that's what I did.

My dog came with me!

And that story proves that a dog is a man's best friend.

But the story is not over yet! after running and running we finally reached earth.

We came closer to earth then the gravity pulled us towards it.

Me and my dog were free falling fast towards earth.

After hours of falling we hit the ground!

We thought we were dead but then we realized that we landed in a small puddle.

So we survived!

The small puddle saved our lives!

Thanks puddle!!

THE END