Hey guys! Today is the 6th of August, MEANING THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! Or was... Like... 79 days ago in the 19th of May. Wow what a L8 upd8. Anyways I turned 15, or is it 14? Maybe 12, or 13, or maybe 69. Lol I don't know but it might be 18, which means I can finally drive! YAAAAAAAAY!!!
Me: I'm in my mum's car, vroom vroom
Random voice: Get outta me car!
Me: NO!!!
Me: *drives away in 927494626963437453736924363026362569253693562936369367383783636345109283746569 kilometers per hour* even tho the car's max speed is 0.1 millimeters per hour.
Me: *hits a bus*
*Universe explodes*
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Insanelly stupid and retarded dumb short stories
Humoryo guys, I post insanely stupid and retarded dumb short books on my book of stories. Plz read them cuz I'm new to wattpad. and I'm not so popular, so plz read them, it would mean a lot to me. have fun yo.
