Once upon a time
There was a tv, it's best friend was a DVD player.
One day they had a long starring contest. The tv lost, so he was so mad and ate the DVD.
A few hours later, the owner of the house noticed that the DVD was missing. So the tv said to the owner: "I ate the DVD because he was an idiot."
So the owner started slapping the tv in The face repeatedly, until the tv died. And then the owner took the tv and threw him out of the window. So the tv landed on a guy, and he died. But he didn't die because he got hit in the head by a tv. He died because he was allergic to tv's.
And for the owner, he wasn't able to afford another Tv so he died of boredom.
The end.
So the moral of this story was:
Think before you do anything, or otherwise everyone might end up dieing.
Like when the tv ate the DVD and the owner killed the tv, and then accedentlly killed a random stranger, and then the owner died. All this was just because the tv didn't think, and ate the DVD. So kids, think before you do anything or otherwise everyone will die. That includes you.
Bye :D
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