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🩶Carrots- The Ghoul

Me and The Ghoul walked across the wasteland. We had known each other for some years now and were even partners. We considered ourselves married even though we didn't have an actual wedding or anything.

We were walking for a while and I started to get a bit peckish.
"Hey Cooper, honey. I'm gonna eat. You hungry?" I asked as I was opening my satchel.
"You know for a fact I'm always hungry. What you got," He looked down at me.
"Carrots," I pulled one out and started eating it.
"Just carrots?" He looked a but disappointed.
"Just carrots," I nodded.
"Just carrots," He repeated what I said and also nodded his head.

The Ghoul scanned the area as if he was looking for any other food before snapping his head back to me.
"Y/N i don't like carrots," He frowned.
"Honey what did I tell you? You should be eating veggies. Especially when this is what the world is like," I pointed out.

"Why do you care if I eat my veggies or not," The Ghoul raised where his eyebrows would have been, "You want me to be healthy."
"Yes!" I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Maybe I don't want to be healthy," He shrugged.
"Don't make me shove this carrot down your throat," I took another carrot out my satchel.
"You wouldn't," He shook his head.

"Eat your god damn carrot or...," I put the carrot in his hand, "... no sex for a week."
He sighed and bit into the carrot.
"Wow! Someone really wants me," I grinned playfully as I walked ahead but looked back at him.
He glared at me as he continued to eat the carrot.

"I must be loosing my mind cause this carrot ain't too bad," He shrugged as he ate.
"See!" I grinned, "And now you get sex tonight."
"Good," He smirked.
"Someone's happy," I teased as I finished my carrot.
"Damn straight. Now if you'll excuse me," He made sure to finish eating his.
"You really want to ensure you get it tonight huh?" I chuckled.
"You know it," He nodded.