silly filler bc I'm working on the next chapter and failing miserably 😭
also I decided to write 3 different endings for this story (good, neutral, bad) so no scara isn't going to khs bc I have no idea how to fit that into the plot 😭
this feels like handing a bored child an ipad with cocomelon on it while they wait for smthn or am I just tripping
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scara: I like my women how I like my desserts
xiao: sweet?
scara: I hate desserts.
xiao: wow misogynistic much?
scara: xiao I'm gay.
xiao: OH. well why didn't you just say so???
scara: I was trying to be creative.
xiao: fuck you.
scara: do it yourself.
xiao: ...
scara: ...WAIT-
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xiao: at the wrapping station, metallic film is wrapped around the cookie tray, letting customers finally purchase a freshly made box of- NEWMAN-O's?? WHAT THE FUCK.
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scara: and that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE-
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xiao: YOU KILLED MY FATHER.
scara: no, I am your father.
xiao: WHAT
scara: wait no...err I'm pregnant and you're the father(???)
xiao: WHAT!1!???!
scara: I- I MEAN, YOU'RE PREGNANT AND I'M THE BABY(??;?:?;?;?????;???)
xiao: WHATOWDKKAWKQKAO??1?1?1?1??
YOU ARE READING
Kalatus - xiaoscara/scaraxiao
Fanfictioncringe ahh title inspired by the chiscara fanfic fuckass... by @Dried-Squid basically a cute xiaoscara story cause they're only ever on ao3 and dark mode is for pussies i cant write for shit lotta fillers these hoes have phones for texting and shit...
