Jordan (English version)

8 episode

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Salish: Walks through the store with a cart * Takes fruits, vegetables, protein and coconut milk* It goes to the meat department* Meat? Not in my house! Passing through*
Nidal: Puts meat and chips in the cart*
Salish: What are you doing?!
Nidal: This is my house too! And I have the right to eat what I love there!!!
Salish: Get it out of the cart!!! When you eat meat, you kill an animal!!!
Nidal: And if meat is a source of useful resources!!!
Salish and Nidal: Fighting*
Cart: Falling*
Products: Crumble*
Someone: Salish! Salish!
Salish: Opens his eyes* Where am I?
Nidal: Would you like some eggs and bacon?
Salish: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
                            JORDAN
                               Episode 8
Jess: No, this is some kind of stupid joke! Then why didn't they call us?
Nishan: I asked them not to call! I didn't want you to be sitting here on pins and needles! They buried him there, in Gimilai! Dad saw his funeral like that! He wanted to be buried somewhere during the journey!
Salish: Coming out* Where's Dad?
Juju: F*ck knows! He's drinking somewhere!
Salish: Oh, Nidal! Good morning!
Nidal: If you can call it that...
Salish: Has Jiji returned yet?
Nidal: Yes! She's in the house!
Salish: Nidal, I'm very sorry...
Nidal: I hardly saw him! He was rarely at home... Salish... Have pity on me, please...
Gigi: Drinks Starbucks*
Jordan: It fits* Jiji...
Jiji: Drops the glass * Jordan, stay away!
Jordan: I'm not going to... Forgive me, I do not know what came over me...
Jiji: Jordan! Just don't come near me! I don't hold a grudge against you! Just leave me alone, okay?
JORDAN: Okay... I'm sorry...
Lorin: Standing on the veranda* Smokes*
Jordan: Will you buy me a cigarette?
Lorin: Take it! Kem and I are getting married tomorrow! After yesterday, we decided not to delay! You are all invited...
Jordan: Cool...
Lauren: Will you be a witness?
Jordan: I'll think about this offer...
Lorin: Okay, I'll go find Kem! Throws a cigarette*
Hedson: Will you have breakfast?
Jordan: I want to disrupt their wedding!
Hedson: I strongly advise against it! You've done enough already! Lorin is the only person you haven't hurt yet! Don't make another mistake!
Jordan: But I kind of love her...
Hedson: You don't love her! You only like her because she listens to you! Once you figure it out, it will be too late! And you're going to ruin another person's life!
Jordan: I want to make shit!
Hedson: Why would you do that?
Jordan: F*ck knows....
Hedson: Dad, listen! It will make you even more unhappy! You can only be happy when you say: "I love myself!"
Jordan: I love myself! That's why I'm more worthy of Lauren than Anyone! I'm going to ruin the wedding!
Hedson: But that's not what I wanted to say...
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*WEDDING*
Royalties: They're running * Sorry, they're late!
Salish: Nidal! Come here!
Nidal: Come on! Ferran, how do I look?
Ferran: Better turn your hair the other way!
Andrea: Ali! You're all dirty again!
Ali: Honey, why are we in clown costumes and everyone else is in full dress?
Andrea: Darling, they just don't have any taste!
Lorin and Kem: Walking towards each other*
Jordan: Throws a cigarette* Operation "wedding in shit" begins!
Hedson: Dad, I don't want to be a part of this!
Ben: Uncle Ben, I didn't know that you and I were so similar!
Uncle Ben: I agree, man!
Juju: Emily!
Emily: Juju! Enough!
Juju: I thought if it makes you feel better, tell me your point of view!
Nishan: Well, Neilish, take the rose petals!
Salish: You're lucky Dad's not here!
Nidal: By the way, Nishan, where's Mom?
Nishan: She's home! Grieving!
Woman: Do you agree with Lorin Nguyen to take Kem Sanchez as her lawful husband?
Lorin: I agree!
Woman: Do you agree with Who Sanchez is...
Rock Squad: Running around*
Patrick: Oh! We made it!
Nidal and Salish: What are you doing here???
Pyjama: We have brought guests to your wedding!
Guest workers: They come in* And Salaam Alaikum! A truly beautiful wedding, brother!
Nidal: First of all: there are a lot of guests here anyway...
Salish: And secondly: the wedding is not ours!
Dirik: F*ck it! The main thing is that we did a good job!
Kem: Yes, I agree!
Woman: Sign here!
Kem and Lorin: They sign*
Nidal: What are you even doing here?!
Patrick: We're helping Jordan!
Salish: And now in more detail! What are you helping him with?!
Pyjama: WE are DISRUPTING THIS WEDDING!!!
Woman: And now I declare you husband and wife! You can kiss!
Kem and Lorin: Get ready*
A bucket of slop: It is poured on the Kem and papers*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAA!!!
Dirik: It's great, isn't it?
Salish: Nidal! Follow me! This must be stopped immediately!!!
Jordan: Admiring*
Salish: Dad! Take the trouble to explain what's going on here!
Jordan: What's going on here? I'm eliminating my opponent!
Salish: You don't love Lorin, but he does!
Hedson: Dad, she's right!
Jordan: This is complete nonsense! See what happens next!
Nidal: Guys, you should see this....
Geese and chickens: Flying out*
Andrea: Well, you see, Ali, I say, we put on the right costumes!
Ali: Yes, you're always right!
Ferran: Is it like instead of pigeons? A new trend for the super rich? I'll have to write it down...
Juju: Ignites 7 cigarettes at once* Inhales* Oh, good going... Even geese and chickens are seen instead of pigeons...
Stoned Nishan: I'm going to f*ck up!
Salish: DAD!!! STOP IT NOW!!!
Jordan: Why, I like it!
Lorin: Jordan, what's going on?
Jordan: And I'm not f***ing in the shower!
Lorin: I knew it was you! What are you doing?!
Salish: That's right - what are you doing?!
Hedson: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
Hall: Lights up*
Nidal: WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU ALL DOING?!!!
Lorin: Don't you already think that after that I'll be with you?
Jordan: I do not know what I think... When I do some shit, I don't understand what I was just thinking... About nothing... That's my problem...
Nidal: Uh, it's like the surrender is on fire...
Jordan: You evacuate, and we need to talk ....
Salish: Don't think about doing something!!!
Lorin: I understand how you feel right now, but you... You have to fight alcohol... All your problems are because of him! You think that in the most difficult moment he heals, but he doesn't! It rings even more.... You have to deal with any problem you have on your own! No one else will do it for you!
Dirik: Mr. Metter, should I blow up the surrender?
Jordan: We're going out now, count to three and blow it up!
Lorin and Jordan: They're coming out*
Surrender: Explodes*
Kem in the shit: Bleating*
Jordan: She's yours! He's leaving* Hugs Salish* I'm sorry... Hedson, son! And you or here! Hugs Hedson*
Nidal: Watching*
Jordan: What are you standing there for? Hugs*
All people: Hugging*
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*BAR*
Pyjama: So, for me, "crazy orgasm", "sex on the beach", "Lord Fierro" and some milk!
Bartender: How old are you, girl?
Pajama: I'm 21!
Ben: Watching* And I just need a Gin and Tonic...
Waiter: Your beer, sir!
Ferran: Thank you, sir! Trying* You son of a b*tch!!! Do you think I've never tasted beer?! You poured apple juice in there!!! I'm going to f*cking sue you all right now!!!
Waiter: Soda for kids! Dilutes vodka with beer and milk * Mr. Matter, will you?
Jordan: No, I quit! He raises a glass of children's champagne* I want to drink now to those whom I have hurt in one way or another, whom I have offended, insulted! I want to apologize to all of you! I didn't want... And I also want to raise this glass to Lorin! After all, she was the one who opened my eyes! Thank you...
Lorin: I assure you, it was you!
Everyone: They drink*
Jordan: And someone else was supposed to have a wedding today, but it didn't happen because of me! I don't want to repeat my mistakes and I will marry you myself!
Kem: It's so touching, friend...
Jordan: Do you agree with Lorin Nguyen?.. Yes, f*ck these phrases! I now pronounce you husband and wife! You can kiss, but first put on the rings!
Lorin and Kem: Kissing*
Hedson: Dad, I'm glad you didn't make another mistake...
Jordan: Yeah... He's leaving*
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Jordan: Sitting on the roof* Smokes*
Salish: Rising*
Jordan: Salish! You have nothing to do here!
Salish: Dad sits down next to me... I've been thinking about it... I've never told you that I love you... No matter what kind of father you are.... Even if you are the most terrible bastard.... If you shoot half of Los Angeles, I will still love you...
Jordan: I love you too... Throws a cigarette*
Salish: And also - I like Nidal! He may be a meat eater, but...
Jordan: Can we wait for that?
Salish: I love you...
Jordan and Salish: Looking into the distance*
* The song of Mr. Blue *
         THE END OF SEASON 1.
Hello world. Finally released the translation of episode 8 for you. The translation turned out to be a bit crooked, I know. At the moment, there are a lot of problems with the release of the second season and most likely it will not happen. Why? You see, when I was actively writing this script, I already had season 2 completely ready, and even almost finished season 3, but they haven't made it into the edition yet. That's because I wanted to work out the dialogues in more detail, and in the end I lost all the sketches. From then on, I didn't dare to write "Jordan" any further. Come on, if there are at least 70 likes under this episode, I'll see that you're really interested in the sequel and then I'll do something. In the meantime, please share your assumptions in the comment - how do you know what will happen in season 2? Thanks:)