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Spray Cheese, Werewolves, and Accidental Suicide? Good Thing There's Wonder Boy

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   SOoo here's the next chapter. 

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  CHAPTER 5: SPRAY CHEESE, WEREWOLVES, AND ACCIDENTAL SUICIDE? GOOD THING THERE'S WONDER BOY

Tyler's P.O.V

  As soon as the bell rang, I bolted out of the room. Is it me, or is my life God's little toy to play with? MORE werewolves? We already have five in this damn school. Sadly, including little miss bitch, Jessica and her gang of STDs. It's not like they're a threat or anything. Poor bitch can't even break a twig. Hey, I can call her a bitch and get away with it now! She is, in fact, a female dog.

  As if on cue, Jessica popped out of nowhere in front of me. Well, I ran into her.  But same thing right? She shouldn't have been in my way in the first place. 

  "Watch where you're going you freak!" she shrieked at me. "Besides, nobody wants to see your fat ass running down the halls." Her little fuck squad giggled at her remark. Oh, please. But right now I'm kinda afraid Jessica just spread her disease on me after I bumped into her.

  "Maybe you should watch where you're spreading you filth. Nobody wants to catch your STD disease." I retorted. 

  She snorted. "Oh, please. You're just jealous that I have the perfect body and all the guys are around me and not you ugly self."

  "Yeah, I'm so jealous of you fake ass boobs, hair and nose job," I said sarcasticly.

  "Ugh. Don't you get it? Nobody likes you. So why don't you just bring your stupid self in a hole and die already."

  "Yeah I would do that, but then you and your little ho-hos behind you would be able to bang more guys and possibly get them sick with your magical powers of fucking. I'm the only one who could stop you from killing the human population."

  "Shut up you stupid slut!"

 Was she serious. I'm not the one wearing a shirt with their boob job on display. "You're calling ME a slut? Ha! You're the biggest hoe here!"

  "Don't start with me freak."

   "Bring it bitch!"

  Jessica brung her fist to my face but, me being the super, sexy skilled ninja I am, I dodged it and took out my spray cheese. I know what you're thinking, who carries spray cheese in their back pockets? Or, why would anyone need spray cheese at a time like this? Well, I use that only for emergencies like this and if you already know me, this would be considered normal. Anyway, I sprayed my cheese all over Jessica's shiny blonde hair. 

  "AAAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM I JUST GOT THIS DONE??!!!" she screamed while I just laughed my ass off as she jumped up and down clawing at her sticky hair. By now, there's a crowd watching us.

  "BITCH YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!" she suddenly yelled at me. Bring it! Even though she is a werewolf, she sucks ass at fighting and doesn't have strength for shit. Jessica grabbed for my hair but I spit in her face before she got a grip. 

   BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! OH Jesus! Her face was fuckking priceless! I wish I had a camera right now. I literally died laughing. Oh my damn!

  "WHAT IS GOING ON OUT HERE?!?!?!" some teacher boomed. His face said detention! Well, I wouldn't be suprised since the bell rang for next period about ten minutes ago.