CHAPTER 19: A GORILLA NAMED FISH
Tyler's P.O.V
(Three Days Later)
"Nice going,"
"Oh, shut up George! And Locki, stop giving me that damn look. It's not like they're dead."
I looked down the extremely deep well again. Damn, this is not how I was supposed to start Liam's birthday with. But Jimmy being stupid Jimmy, he just had to fall into the well after I told him to make a wish. It's not that hard! Just drop the freaking quarter and step back!
"Would you hurry the hell up over there! I really don't feel like living in a well for the rest of my life," Liam's voice echoed through the well. Jeez, someone's impatient.
"I'm trying to think of a plan so if you got one, feel free to shout it!" I told him.
He was silent for a moment until he spoke again.
"I've got one," he said.
"Say it."
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair, so that I may climb the golden stair."
Okay, I may have long ass hair, but it's not gold and it's not that long.
"Hey! Change that sentence to a more accurate one!"
"Alright. Tyler, Tyler, let down your long hair, so that I can get out, and give you a glare."
Much better. But I don't think my hair would reach the bottom, so that's out of the question. I still don't get how Rapunzel does it with that hair? It's so freaking long, it must be a pain to brush, and wash. And doesn't it hurt like hell if someone is going to use you hair as a rope?
BANG, BANG, BANG!
A loud banging came from the inside of the house. Shit! I told him to be quiet!
"What the hell was that?!" Liam said from down below. Fuck, he's not supposed to know about him.
"Uh, just George taking a crap!" I shout. Without waiting for a reply, I raced into the house and to the garage where the pounding was happening. I quickly opened the door.
"Shut the fuck up Fish!" I yelled at him before quickly shutting the door again. I really wonder if it was a smart idea to steal him out of that place last night.
FLASHBACK
Have you ever broken into a Zoo at midnight when all of the animals were spleeping and the gaurds were also sleeping on the benches? Well, if not, don't do it. Animals are pretty cranky if woken from their sleep.
"I seriously think this is a really bad idea!" Mason whisper-yelled from behind me as we hid in the bushes at the front gate. After I told Mason about what I was going to do, he refused to let me go through with it without him. So now, here we are hudled in the bushes, trying to get in.
Two guards were in front and the was a huge lock on the tall gate, making it nearly impossible to get in. But we're not through there. In the bushes, I found a nice, big sewage hole in the wall.
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HumorTyler Anderson's life is crap. She's 17, has an terrible father, and hates school. But she always keeps a free spirited heart and keeps everything in her life on the bright side. To top that off, she has an unusually hyper brain 24/7 and is constant...
