Crap, he's self aware! (1)

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Where og!Cale can see us readers/viewers. Readers/viewers are right below the gods. They are on the pending list to be one but either: waiting for a suitable position, or don't want to be one yet. They just observe worlds for entertainment.
One day a reader/viewer decides to observe their favourite, stunning, trash.

Viewer: *watching cale then sighs* he's soooo pretty...

Cale: *looks at where the viewer's eyes are for a second then quickly looks away witch a "mmmm yeah no not happening" expression on his face (he's alone btw) *

Viewer: Hmmm? What was that? Whatever, I'll just go back to admiring his beauty. *sigh* So,so,so,soooooo beautiful. I wish I could marry him. Wait if I become a god could I marry him? I will have to do a bunch of paperwork but it should be worth it, right?

Cale: *visibily becoming more uncomfortable*

Viewer: But what if he rejects me? I could offer him money... He's already rich though, not to mention I'm broke... wait if i have to do paperwork wouldn't that mean i have less time to observe my future love of my life?

Cale: *expression slowly turns to slightly disgusted*

Viewer: Unless there is a job called "simping for Cale Henituse" in the world of gods I don't think i want to be one. This is too much work to think about. Back to admiring my husband!

Cale: *just wants to go to sleep*

Some time later the viewer realises cale can see and hear them. They then go on to tell every other reader/viewer.

Viewer: GUSY MT FAVOURTE PERSON CAN SEE AND HEAR YS PLS TRUST!!!!!!

Viewer 2: Yeah sure, everyone knows no one can.

Viewer: ITS TRUE PLS JUST TRUST ME HES VERY PRETTY TOO PLS

Viewer 3: Well doesn't hurt to see.

Viewer: YES THANK YOU YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM FURST SIGHT TRUST ALSO IF U DO HE'S MINE SO BACK OFF

Viewer 4: We get it. Now which world?

Viewer: NAMHLESS 1 THE ROAN KINDGDOM AND HENITUSE COUNTY CALE HENITUSE

Viewer 2: namhless???

Viewer: NAMELESS!!! NIT MY FAULT IT IS JUST BIG OCCASIONS FOR ME BC MY FAVOURITE PWROSN CAN HESR ME AND HOW I ALWAYSS SAY HOW ORETTY HE US

So they do check it put and lo and behold Cale can in-fact see and hear them. This caused almost all the viewer/readers to become obsessed with him and he became a favourite. Also due to this Cale has NO privacy. NONE. Not when he's eating, sleeping, acting trashy, regretting all his life, bathing, changing, never does he have a moment to himself. Some try and give him privacy when he's changing and stuff but the vast majority...

Cale: *changing*

Like 5 viewers: *hand over eyes* Guys don't look he's changing!

Literally all the rest: *starring extremely disrespectfully* Nah, I'm looking harder.

The 5: He needs privacy!

Random viewer: Ok and? Not my problem, should've thought twice before looking so hot and attractive.

Another viewer: Yeah, not my fault he looks so subbmi-

Viewer: GUSY STOP HE IS MIEN I GOUND HIM FIRST AND LIVED HIM FRIDT SO BACK OFF

Viewer 6: Okay? But you shared him with us sooooo-

Viewer: I DONT CARE HE MIEN LEAVE I DORN LIEK SHARRING HIM WITH ANYONE

Cale: *sigh* {when will they stop thinking of me like an object? Or their wife for that matter.}

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