Uh you know how some of the viewers in [Crap, he's self aware (2)] said that they'd become gods and make Cale their saint (or well at least bless him because there's no way Cale would agree to being their saint)
Here are some occasions when these blessings become relevant:
1) When Choi Han goes to beat up Cale.
Cale: *insulting uh harris village*
Choi Han: *getting progressively angry*
Viewer378302: Omg look at how good our Cale is at insulting people!
Viewer01573: He's so talented! The best insulter in the world!
Viewer01827: Insulter's not a word.
Viewer01573: Uhm actually, it is french for insult. So yeah...
Viewe01827: Okay? Didn't ask
Cale: *face is slightly scrunched up (not noticeable though (unless you're a viewer)) also continues to insult*
Choi Han: *very angry so tries to beat up Cale put is stopped by some invisible force* Wha- why can't I- huh?
Cale: Oh yeah, thats called plot armour. It means that I can't get hurt or well injured also makes it practically impossible to die.
Choi Han: Eh?
God of plot armour: YAYAYAY!!!! My gift came in handy!
Viewer6392710: You guys are glossing over the fact that he tried to lay his filthy hands on our beautiful Cale.
Viewer0283: Omg you're right!
Viewer027316: He doesn't deserve hands right guys?
Viewer0363619: He doesn't deserve skin.
(If you get this reference lets be friends😊)
(Im also going to just refer to gods by what god they are (no 'god' in front))
Viewer67136: If only we could directly interfere..
Viewer737284: Why don't the ones that are gods now interfere?
Reading: Bro if we do that the god of balance will come after us and beat us up!
Simping: Yeah!
Cale: {tf???}
Viewer: ARGH BACK OFF STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CALE!!!! HE MEIN NIT YOURS BASCK OFF NOWES!! IF YIU DONT I WILL SKIN YOU ALONG SID ETHE STUPID UGLY PROTANGONSUT WANNBE GUY!!!
Viewer7382: Uh not if I skin you first?
Viewer970: I think he's too feral to even get close enough to skin.
Viewer53: I also have fantasies where I skin Cale alive and I lick his blood as he screams in pain...
Viewer35264: wh-
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TOTCF concepts+ideas
FanfictionA bunch of concepts and ideas about totcf Mainly about my beautiful baby boy og!cale Like i love him so much Feel free to use these (Infact I encourage it) Cross posted on Ao3 under the name "Sorbetboats"
