A couple days later Jour asks about this mysterious creepy ugly old guy (Cale gets visited by Death every night)
Jour: Cale honey, do you mind telling me a bit about this creepy ugly old guy?
Cale: Okay mama! So this creepy ugwy guy alllllways comes to me at night! And he gives me stuff like my iPad, chocowate cake, bwownies, he even gave me something called gwummy worms! It was sooooo tasty and sweet!
Jour: *extremely concerned* You ate worms?
Cale: They aren't actually worms. They are candy shaped like worms!
Jour: *slightly relieved* That makes more sense... {wait- could those brownies and chocolate cake be dr*ged!?}
Cale: And he has sooooo many other yummy things! Like he gwave me something called crisps and it's like potato but it cut verrry thinly and then fwied and it has really yummy seasonwing!
Jour: Is that so?
Cale: Yeah!
Jour: May I know what this person looks like?
Cale: Okay so he's verrrrry tall, like a tree. He used to be wayyyyy taller but then shrunk down somehow but he was still like thwee of me!
Jour: wow!
Cale: And he has black eyes, his skin is like bronze coin! I like coins. I don't know if I like him though.
Jour: okay...
Cale: Oh, he also has white hair! Like an old person! The weird pwart is that he has no winkles but he has white hair. So I think Dada took his winkles and he took Dada's white hair!
Jour: *small laugh* Wooow very smart theory!
Cale: Don't tell him this but he's not thattt ugly.
Jour: Really?
Cale: Yeah!
Jour: Very shocking!
Cale: I know you'd think he'd be ugwier than Dada ,who is verrrrry ugwy, but no! He actually better looking than you wouwld think.
Jour: Do you know his name?
Cale: .. no...
Jour: So what i'm hearing is this random ugly old guy comes to you at night and gives you mannnny things then just leaves?
Cale: He also says some stuff and calls me his child but that's not true because I'm Mama's child!
Jour: What about Dada?
Cale: No Dada's too ugwy.
Deruth: *just walked in then hears his only child insult him* I-
Jour: Dada heard what you said.
Cale: Good! He is ugwy!
Deruth: *clutches heart* Cale!
Cale: It is twue!
Jour: *laughing*
Deruth: Jour! Don't laugh!
Jour: Not my fault. It's funny!
Cale: Dada is verrry old aswell!
Deruth: *just speechless*
Jour: Cale why don't you continue telling me about the weird old guy?
Cale: uhhhh, He talks in my head sometimes!
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TOTCF concepts+ideas
FanfictionA bunch of concepts and ideas about totcf Mainly about my beautiful baby boy og!cale Like i love him so much Feel free to use these (Infact I encourage it) Cross posted on Ao3 under the name "Sorbetboats"
