MJ's piss

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Idea from rustycaik

Clover: Guys I'm selling something on the dark web
Bot: Should I even ask
Clover: Micheal Jackson's piss!!
Clover: For only $400, you can buy Micheal Jackson's piss!!
Goo: Really??
Clover: Yes!!
Clover: and if you use code N1GG3R when purchasing, you will get 25%
Goo: WOAH
Bot: Are you actually fucking serious
Bot: Goo Michael is dead
Goo: But it's probably priceless!!
Bot: 💀
Clover: It's fresh!!
Goo: REALLY
Goo: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Bot: Are you serious nigga
Goo: How could I say no 🥹
Goo: And, as Micheal always said "It don't matter if you're black or white"
Goo: So I'm gonna slurp that up
Bot: Like how I be slurping your ass?
Goo: Precisely.
Bot: 🤦‍
Clover: Great!! That'll be $300
Goo: Yippee
Clover: It'll arrive in 5 minutes
Goo:

Bot: WhateverGoo: ITS HEREGoo: IM GONNA GUZZLE THAT SHIT DOWNBot: Yall why can I hear slurping from the other roomSilver Spoon: Sorry that's me getting my dick suckedBot: Makes senseSilver Spoon: Oh shit gtgSilver Spoon: Mommy wants my attention �...

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Bot: Whatever
Goo: ITS HERE
Goo: IM GONNA GUZZLE THAT SHIT DOWN
Bot: Yall why can I hear slurping from the other room
Silver Spoon: Sorry that's me getting my dick sucked
Bot: Makes sense
Silver Spoon: Oh shit gtg
Silver Spoon: Mommy wants my attention 😒
Bot: Damn
Bot: Bye
Goo: This shit bussin' fr
Bot: I can hear gulping huh 😭
Test Tube: Sorry that's me drinking cum
Test Tube: It's Fan's
Bot: 😨
Fan: 😈
Bot: Anyways
Bot: GOO I CAN HEAR YOU INHALING THE PISS
Goo: Yea that's me
Goo: Anyways
Goo: Clover how'd you get this it's so good
Clover: Well about that
Clover: It's not really MJ's piss 😔
Goo: WHAT
Goo: WHOS PISS IS IT
Clover: Well the truth is...
Clover: It's mine
Goo: WGAT
Bot: Told you
Goo: I can't believe this
Goo: I'M SUING
Clover: BUT IF IT WAS MY PISS THEN WHY DID YOU LIKE IT
Goo: You got a point
Bot: *gyatt
Clover: Bot stfu
Bot: Sorry Mommy
Clover: EHAT.
Bot: Dyslexic ahh
Clover: I'm dyslexic but I can still speak yuck fou
Bot: Whatver you wanna believe

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