Clover: Guys I'm selling something on the dark web Bot: Should I even ask Clover: Micheal Jackson's piss!! Clover: For only $400, you can buy Micheal Jackson's piss!! Goo: Really?? Clover: Yes!! Clover: and if you use code N1GG3R when purchasing, you will get 25% Goo: WOAH Bot: Are you actually fucking serious Bot: Goo Michael is dead Goo: But it's probably priceless!! Bot: 💀 Clover: It's fresh!! Goo: REALLY Goo: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK Bot: Are you serious nigga Goo: How could I say no 🥹 Goo: And, as Micheal always said "It don't matter if you're black or white" Goo: So I'm gonna slurp that up Bot: Like how I be slurping your ass? Goo: Precisely. Bot: 🤦 Clover: Great!! That'll be $300 Goo: Yippee Clover: It'll arrive in 5 minutes Goo:
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Bot: Whatever Goo: ITS HERE Goo: IM GONNA GUZZLE THAT SHIT DOWN Bot: Yall why can I hear slurping from the other room Silver Spoon: Sorry that's me getting my dick sucked Bot: Makes sense Silver Spoon: Oh shit gtg Silver Spoon: Mommy wants my attention 😒 Bot: Damn Bot: Bye Goo: This shit bussin' fr Bot: I can hear gulping huh 😭 Test Tube: Sorry that's me drinking cum Test Tube: It's Fan's Bot: 😨 Fan: 😈 Bot: Anyways Bot: GOO I CAN HEAR YOU INHALING THE PISS Goo: Yea that's me Goo: Anyways Goo: Clover how'd you get this it's so good Clover: Well about that Clover: It's not really MJ's piss 😔 Goo: WHAT Goo: WHOS PISS IS IT Clover: Well the truth is... Clover: It's mine Goo: WGAT Bot: Told you Goo: I can't believe this Goo: I'M SUING Clover: BUT IF IT WAS MY PISS THEN WHY DID YOU LIKE IT Goo: You got a point Bot: *gyatt Clover: Bot stfu Bot: Sorry Mommy Clover: EHAT. Bot: Dyslexic ahh Clover: I'm dyslexic but I can still speak yuck fou Bot: Whatver you wanna believe