Candle x Bot (SMUT)

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Bot: GUYS!!
Bot:Are you ready for the best time of your life??
Blueberry: No
Bot:...too fucking bad
Bot: BECAUSE!!
Candle: Have you ever wanted to watch good lesbian porn, but never had the money for OnlyFans?
Bot: Well, sign up for Doms in Dresses, watch for only $2.99!
Candle: Watch this shithead get pegged
Bot: And watch me get pegged!!
Candle: I already said that whore
Bot: Sorry Mommy
Blueberry: 😨
Fan: Bot...
Bot: Yuh
Candle: I didn't say you could speak 😈
Fan: You're a discord kitten?
Bot: Naww I'm just doing this until April 31
Fan: There's no April 31
Bot: ik
Bot: Blueberry get me a blunt you cunt
Blueberry: kys Dr. Seuss
Fan: Candle I'm gonna get a restraining order for Bot
Candle: YOU CANT RESTRAIN ME BITCH
Cabby: Legally he can
Candle: Did I ask for your opinion
Cabby: No
Fan: Still I'm getting a restraining order
Bot: About that
Bot: You can't get me involved in anything legal
Fan: What why
Bot: I've been doing drugs
Fan: Of course you have
Candle:

Fan: Candle get back to fucking SilverCandle: GladlySilver Spoon: 😨Candle: 😈Test Tube: Bot who is "Jaquavious Raglan Caspian Arab Poseidon Nicodemus?"Test Tube: Apparently they just got a package filled with wine and sex toysBot: UhhhhhhhBot: My...

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Fan: Candle get back to fucking Silver
Candle: Gladly
Silver Spoon: 😨
Candle: 😈
Test Tube: Bot who is "Jaquavious Raglan Caspian Arab Poseidon Nicodemus?"
Test Tube: Apparently they just got a package filled with wine and sex toys
Bot: Uhhhhhhh
Bot: My cousin's uncle's best friend's wife's dog's brother's cat
Test Tube: It's you isn't it
Bot: No
Test Tube: 🤨
Bot: It's me
Test Tube: BOT.
Test Tube: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Bot: :)
Bot: Let's just say me and Candle are getting a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 on this Friday night 😈
Cabby: It's Tuesday
Bot: WHAT DID I SAY
Cabby: File cabinets don't talk 😔
Test Tube: Erm actually 🤓☝️
Test Tube: Logically none of us should be talking because we're all objects
Goo: Normally I'm the nice one
Goo: but I'm gonna say it now Test Tube
Goo: You actually need to shut the fuck up
Test Tube: Fair enough
Bot: Test Tube do you know if that package came with the "Make Your Own Meth Kit"?
Test Tube: The what.
Bot:

Test Tube: I'm putting you in rehab

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Test Tube: I'm putting you in rehab

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