It's time to stop (An II crackfic)

Anal training

Test Tube: So Bot
Test Tube: You mentioned something about doing anal training
Bot: Yea I started doing it
Fan: Test Tube do you still have the tranquilizing darts
Test Tube: Yeah but the last time I used it I shot the wrong person
Fan: I'm gonna need that dart gun
Test Tube: It's in my lab
Test Tube: And frankly you haven't moved from your chair since May 17th 2015 3:17 am EST
Fan: It was May 16th, but whatever
Bot: You robot loving dipshit
Bot: Wait-
Nickel: Alright, ignoring the fact that Fan hasn't moved in about 8 years
Nickel: Bot, how are you doing anal training when you have no anus?
Bot: We make it work 😈
Nickel: We?
Goo: I'm involved in it too
Floory: I thought you were in the cheer factory
Floory: Frankly this isn't making me cheer
Goo: The cheer factory fucking died and you know that
Balloon: Maybe we can make a new cheer factory
Balloon: Everything is awesome-
Nickel: No 🥺❤️❤️😊😊
Balloon: Why not
Nickel: Because there are so many songs that are better
Balloon: Like?
Nickel: Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🔥🗣️💯💯
Nickel: You're so skibidi 🗣️💯💯
OJ: You're so phantom tax 😁
Nickel: Phantom tax 💀
Cabby: Old ahh
Silver Spoon: My god, why do I hear moaning and screaming
Bot: Sprry i cqnt text correctly csuse im fuckong myself with a huge dildo
Goo: Actually, I'm the one shoving it in there
Bot: Yah sirry
Nickel: Again, what anus does she have
Bot: Om ninbinqry
Nickel: Nobody fucking cares
Floory: How long is the dildo?
Goo: A grand total of...
Goo: [insert drumroll]
Goo: Fifteen inches
Balloon: FIFTEEN INCHES?
Balloon: OVER A FUCKING FOOT 😨🙏
Cabby: Note taken, Bot can shove a fifteen inch dildo up their ass
Floory: Why would you write that down
Cabby: I can't remember that without my files
Floory: Dementia ahh
Test Tube: Wow
Test Tube: I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed
Fan: I'm genuinely impressed
Blueberry: Hey guys
Blueberry: I finally made enough money for physical therapy
Bot: Conargtkulations
Nickel: Ignore them, they're getting fucked with a fourteen inch dildo
Goo: It was fifteen inches and I already stopped fucking them
Bot: I was trying to say conkargtulatons
Test Tube: Bot it's "congratulations"
Bot: I mean conlagukartions
Bot: Fuck this