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Fan: Guys good news!!
Bot: I finally got 1000 subscribers on my OnlyFans?
Fan: I thought you said you got rid of that app
Bot: I did but
Bot: Goo is always oiled up and pretty tight 😔
Fan: Wtf
Fan: Well anyways
Fan: I GOT PROPOSED TO 🥹
Bot: NO WAY
Bot: I THOUGHT YOU WOULD PULL NO BITCHES
Bot: CRATULATIONS 🎉
Fan: Cratulations?
Test Tube: Bot
Test Tube: It's "congratulations"
Test Tube: We really need to get you to go to school and stop smoking weed every day
Bot: Fym
Bot: No
Fan: Anyways
Fan: I GOT PROPOSED TO!!
Bot: NO WAY WHOS THE LUCKY PERSON?
Bot: Is it Candle?
Fan: No shes with Painty
Fan: Ever since she made Candle's Mommy Dommy OnlyFans business has been booming
Fan: I heard Painty went into debt though
Bot: Oh yeah she follows me on Only Fans, we're doing a collab soon!!
Fan: 😨
Bot: Enough about me, who's your soon to be husband/wife?
Fan: Jimothy
Bot:...who?
Fan: My AI boyfriend ofc
Bot: What.
Fan: 🥹
Fan:

Bot: Fan what the hellTest Tube: Fan

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Bot: Fan what the hell
Test Tube: Fan.
Test Tube: are you seriously proposing to some stupid robot instead of paying attention to someone who actually loves you
Bot: Hey!!!!1!! That's robot offensive
Test Tube: shut up you little shithead
Bot: 😡
Fan: But he's hot...
Fan: Look! This is a photo of us kissing

Fan: Look! This is a photo of us kissing

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Test Tube: That's... two rats making out
Fan: Rude, but okay
Bot: You're more delusional than Sliver Spoon Jesus Christ
Fan: I really think we're a great match ☺️
Bot: I disown you as my father
Fan: I KNEW YOU WOULDNT ACCEPT ME 😔
Bot: You're damn right
Test Tube: Fan
Test Tube: I'm taking away your iPad
Fan: NOO
Fan: Also it's a Mepad
Test Tube: You're going to hell
Fan: I know

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