Testing nuclear weapons on homeless people 😊

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Test Tube: Hey y'all are any of you homeless pieces of shit
Fan: Nah but I haven't moved from my gamer chair since May 16th 2015 at 3:17 EST
Candle: Why would I be homeless, I've got a lot of money
Test Tube: How?
Bot: Pornography
Candle: Why are you answering for me you slut
Bot: Sorry
Candle: But yes, they're right
Candle: I've been making a shit ton of money from my OnlyFans
Fan: Sometimes I'm scared for my child
Test Tube: Because they're a drug addict and a pornographer
Fan: Yes
Bot: Mom get me my dildo
Bot: I'm doing anal training
Test Tube: What.
Bot: We'll talk more about that later
Bot: Why are you asking if we're homeless
Test Tube: Well, I had an idea to solve homelessness
Lifering: Awesome! I think it's great that you are thinking of ways to fix problems. What is your idea, Test Tube?
Bot: Jesus Christ you sound like an ai
Fan: Like my boyfriend?
Bot: Shut the fuck up
Test Tube: Thanks for asking, Lifering
Test Tube: My idea is that we test nuclear weapons on homeless people
Lifering: That's not at all safe!
Fan: No shit Sherlock
Tea Kettle: Test Tube, do you seriously think that's okay
Test Tube: Duh
Test Tube: We end their suffering and test out products
Test Tube: Win-Win
Cabby: Seems fine
Tea Kettle: You're a deranged, apathetic psychopath
Bot: HFJONE REF
Lifering: TEA KETTLE GET BACK TO SUCKING MY DICK
Tea Kettle: Okay 😞
Painty: I think I know how to solve world hunger
Test Tube: TELL US‼️‼️
Painty: We feed the starving uranium!!
Cabby: You know, now that I think about it, he's right
Cabby: If we feed them even one gram of uranium, it is 20 billion calories
Cabby: He's really smart
Painty: You realize I'm nonbinary
Cabby: Bitch where's your gender
Painty: Where's your dad
Yang: Where's your green card
Painty: Where's your masculinity
Lifering: These options are not safe!
Bot: Idk Lifering
Bot: I've been smoking meth for 20 years
Cabby: Aren't you 12 years old
Bot: No canon age nigga
Cabby: Shit I gotta put that in my files
Painty: It's like your entire personality is your files
Fan: FR LIKE NIGGA ITS A FILE
Test Tube: ONG
Cabby: HEY I ONLY HAVE THEM CAUSE I CANT REMEMBER SHIT
Floory: Old ass nigga 💀🙏🙏
Bot: Wsg my nigga
Floory: You're white
Test Tube: You think we haven't noticed
Floory: Whatever
Floory: I'm only here cause I need Candle
Candle: For?
Floory: I want you to step on my neck
Candle: I mean, gladly
Candle: But what neck?
Floory: Just step on my face with huge platform boots
Bot: Floory
Bot: I can't believe I'm saying this
Bot: What the fuck is wrong with you
Floory: And there's nothing wrong with you?
Floory: Neurodivergent ahh
Bot: Fair enough

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