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"Hic— This is an official announcement... from the Ultimate Academy... hic!"
Can't these stupid bears just shut the fuck up?
Kidding, like pshhh, me? Curse? Yeah no fuck these silly gummy bear shits. I'm sorry. It had to be done. I just seriously hate those things, I don't care. They're annoying and downright evil. I looked up at the screen and felt slightly disgusted at the sight of a drunken blue half-n-half teddy bear.
"As you can see, Monokid has had a little too much honey." Monotaro announced calmly, beaming at the camera before side-eyeing his brother once more.
"He was really, really happy about Daddy's return." Monophanie explained. Look, I really don't care. I don't want to know anything about this shitty family. I'd rather be talking to literally anyone else, for crying out loud.
"HiC-! Now let's play darts! Monodam can be the board!" Monokid suggested with a malicious laugh. Yeah okay what the fuck? "And let's go bowling... Monodam can be the ball!"
"...By the way, which announcement were we making?" Monosuke asked, adjusting his glasses to sit perfectly on top of his snout, attempting the get the attention away from Monokid's drunkie self and back towards the original topic.
"...The nighttime announcement." Monophanie replied after a moment of thought. She sounded like she was sort of tired of all this bullshit... Same, girlie, same.
"What, it's already that late? Then we should go to bed soon!" Monotaro looked dismayed for a moment before turning confidentally back to the camera that they used to broadcast these announcements.
"Bedtime, ursine!"
Yeah, whatever just shut up, I'm bored of your silly shit you pieces of scrap metal. Go get dismantled and never be put back together again you crappy Care Bear wannabes.
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"Rise and shine, ursine!"
I slowly opened my eyes, my hands going up to rub the sleep away from my eyes. To be honest, maybe a good nights sleep was all I needed. I feel like I'm in a much better mood than I was last night... why was I so upset again?
