The Hidden Leaf Shinobi // KAKASHI X ITACHI

SIDE STORY 2: Itachi's Birthday pt.1

!!WARNING!!

I'm Italian, I don't speak English well. I'm just translating my FF to broaden my audience. Thank you for understanding.

ART CR: Sammyxbiebs

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The baths have never been as noisy as they are today, I am sitting inside the boiling water where itachi and I consummated our love months ago. A towel covers my face, being in the company of Kiba, Sasuke, a copy of Naruto and Might Guy.

Kiba lays down next to me, wrapping his hairy, yuck, filthy arm around my shoulders. I walk away, banging my leg against Guy's, perfect I'm trapped. "Kakashi sensei, have you already thought about what to give Itachi niisan?"

I think about it for a few seconds and then I realize, in less than 24 hours it's his birthday and I still haven't found something to give him. I shouldn't have wasted another night reading Make-Out Tactics, I'm a dead man.

Kiba laughs, looking at my flustered face, "calm down sensei, what does your husband like?"

They talk to me as if we were two sixty-year-olds.

"He likes dango and me, of course", Sasuke kicks the water into my face, what a bastard. Naruto pushes him, knocking him over, "you- asshole."

Naruto should be informed that copies of him like to play naive gays with Sasuke, "sorry, my leg was itching."

He immediately climbs onto the rock and pushes him, straddling him, to punch him. "Calm down Sasuke, it's a copy, if you hit it, it disappears!"

Kiba throws himself at the couple, receiving a beautiful punch in the face, I've always said that anyone who gets into others business lives a hundred years.

The fight isn't over, Naruto's copy keeps sticking out his tongue and teasing him, "Naruto shut up before I kill you."

"So, can we talk about the gift for Itachi?" I try to catch their attention, suddenly standing up, a pity that at the moment I forget that I am completely naked. Kiba opens his mouth wide, "what is that thing?"

Might Guy laughs, "first time?" Of course he's seen me naked many times already, he's used to it by now, Sasuke covers Naruto's eyes with a hand, "please tell me that thing didn't enter any of my brother's holes."

I sigh, better shut up, "Sasuke what are you complaining about, yours is bigger."

A punch hits Naruto's cheek, making him disappear into thin air, I told you better mind your own business. No, wait, he said Sasuke ha- but that.

Kiba and Might Guy burst out laughing, my face is too shocked to say anything else, I sit next to Kiba, trying to reason. The heat is giving me head and fate would have it that Sasuke was my brother in law.

"In these cases you have to start wondering if the two parties may have had sex," Sai appears out of nowhere and reads a verse from his book.

Sasuke's face turns red, he clears his throat before speaking, "I think it's too hot here."

Kiba chuckles, "Where are you going? We haven't found a gift for Itachi yet."

His words make him sit down, but as far away from us as possible, "come here, the water is hot."

"I refuse."

I laugh, I tried to make him come in friendship but he refused. Even Sai adds to the mini-gathering that he got lucky, "why don't you give him something he likes?"