(A/n: Thanks for all the wonderful support<333 Srry for not updating that often anymore but I have a lot to do with school and stuff. Thanks Marz105 and Spirit_017 for ideas<33)
Charlie: ehmm Vaggie?..
Vaggie: What is it Char?
Charlie: I have something very important to say...
Adam: Just spit it out rainbow girl?!
Vaggie: SHE ISN'T SPEAKING TO YOU FUCKFACE! ...Charlie, spit it out!
Charlie: promise you won't be mad...
Vaggie: I promise babe<33 now tell me!
Charlie: I'm pregnant...
Vaggie: WHAT?!
Lucifer: WHAT?!!? ;?=|℅[^×'? ; _(_+3($-) $+'
Niffty: yay! A kid!!
CherriBomb: wtf?! How?!
Vaggie: YES CHARLIE, HOW?!
Charlie: You said you wasn't gonna be mad!
Vaggie: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO BE MAD?! WHO'S BABY IS THIS?
Charlie: ... I don't know...
Vaggie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!
Charlie: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!!!
SirPentious: ... It's not even April?!
Vaggie: pewh!... You scared me there a second babe!
Lucifer: Charlie! You don't joke about stuff like that!! You scared the living hell out of me!
*Lilith have joined the group chat*
Charlie: MOM?!
Lucifer: LILITH?!
Lilith: Heyy Charlie sweetie!!
Charlie: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??
Lilith: ... I've been doing... Important stuff...
Adam: Bitch, you've been chilling in heaven with ya fat ass for the last 7 years!?
Lilith: SHUT UP ADAM! YOU MAN WHORE!
Charlie: mom! Don't be mean now!
Lilith: I'm sorry sweetie. I just didn't expect 2 of my exes to be here!
Lucifer: but we are on good terms at least... Right?
Lilith: ... No.
Lucifer: ... Whatever I guess... I got a new partner anyways!!
Lilith: woow!! Sooooo impressive!!... I've been in 3 relationships sense I last saw you.
Lucifer: IT ISN'T AN COMPETITION!
Charlie: cant we all get along??? Maybe you can meet my girlfriend mom?
Lilith: who is the lucky lady??
Vaggie: Hello Miss, my name is Vaggie.
Adam: **Vagina
Vaggie: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
Lilith: Nice to meet you Vaggie! You dislike Adam too? I think we'll be best friends!
Vaggie: Nice to meet you too miss Lilith!
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HumorPLEASE READ: Hazbin Hotel is for adults so please have that in mind while reading! Tw: sex jokes, sex?, 18+ references, maybe angst? I dunno, swearing... A LOT Ships: Huskerdust, Chaggie, Radioapple, Lute x Adam, Vox x Valentino, Cherrisnake <3 T...
