Authors note: HELLO!! I'm sorry for not updating this in like forever. I still love Hazbin hotel dearly but just lost some motivation lately but here is a new chapter for y'all<33 it was like super long ago I got the suggestions but I have one specific one written down:))
Velvette: hey you Hazbin freaks. I don't like y'all but can I like stay at your hotel for a bit? Those two gayasses are fucking in the room next to mine. I feel like I'm gonna throw up if I hear more skin slapping.
Charlie: OMG YES! You have any thoughts of redemption while you're here???????????????????????????????
Vaggie: you better have.
Velvette: no.
Charlie: ... Oh...
Charlie: Well I'm sure we can fix a room for you, Velvette!
Velvette: make it a suite.
Vaggie: NO.
Charlie: okay!
Vaggie: Charlie no. We can't just give her a suite?!
Charlie: but she asked so kindly!
Velvette: I don't ask. I demand.
Charlie: ... Well... I'll set up a pretty room for you:)
Angel: whatcha yapping about?
Vaggie: Velvette want a suite at our hotel, not wanting to redeem but wanting like a vacation.
Angel: well. That's basically what I'm doing?
Vaggie: no! You want to redeem!
Angel: or you guys just have a very sexy bartender?!
Husk: ...a what now?
Angel: you heard me whiskers~
Lucifer: CAN Y'ALL SHUT UP?! ALL I HEAR IS MY PHONE PLINGING?!
Angel: you can just put it on "do not disturb"??
Lucifer: and you think I know how?!
Charlie: you want me coming up to your room and show you?
Lucifer: NO!! DON'T COME HERE!!!!
Charlie: no worries! I'm already on my way!
Lucifer: CHARLIE NOO!!
Charlie: ...
Vaggie: ehm... Why tf is Charlie crying while having a traumatized look on her face...?
Lucifer: ... To my defense, I told her not to come here....
Alastor: Charlie. If you tell anyone what you saw, this won't be pretty. U̠҉̷̙ͦṇ̤͛̒̍ḑ̴̞͛̒ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝s̠҉͍͊ͅt̲̂̓ͩ̑o̯̱̊͊͢o̯̱̊͊͢ḑ̴̞͛̒?
Lilith: Don't you DARE threatening MY daughter you BITCH.
Alastor: ... I'm sorry ma'am...
*Molly and Arackniss have joined the group chat*
Angel: MOLLY?!
Molly: Excuse me. Do I know you?
Angel: Molly? It's me, Anthony?
Molly: no! You're not Anthony, silly. Your name says Angel!
Arackniss: Molly?!
Molly: ARACKNISS?!
(I dunno what his human name was or if he even have one so just pretend his human name was Arackniss as well)
Arackniss: Omg Molly!! Me and Anthony have missed you SOOO much!!!
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HumorPLEASE READ: Hazbin Hotel is for adults so please have that in mind while reading! Tw: sex jokes, sex?, 18+ references, maybe angst? I dunno, swearing... A LOT Ships: Huskerdust, Chaggie, Radioapple, Lute x Adam, Vox x Valentino, Cherrisnake <3 T...
