Vahoona is the best stripper in the world... nothing and nobody can get in her way. Another stripper Ozempic is trying to sabotage her, what will she do when confronted with this?
Everything changes when Nick Wilde shows up at her work... she knew...
I'm walking out of the mafia bar/stripper casino and SHES on the stage
Ozempic
(Cause she's so petite) no shade
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I try not to be jealous of all the hot looks she's getting because I'm sneaking out of work early.
I know I'm the best here but she clearly thinks she is...
She gallops off stage and stars at me, discuss on her face.
She clearly thinks she's better then me because she thinks I'm just a petite human
She giggles
I hope she doesn't tell anyone I'm sneaking out early
"Hey Vahoooooona! Go take the trash out side"
I instinctively start to walk outside to throw myself in a dumpster
She starts"Uhmmmm" pause "I meant the trash-bag but it makes no difference" she cackles
I want to be mad, I want to tell her my time is worth more, I want to put her in my oven and break her limbs.... But company policy says otherwise
And if I get mad at her and make a scene she'll tell the new boss I'm sneaking out
I pick up the trash bag and go to the dumpster
As soon as I open the door I'm flooded with the smell of shit
"One day at a time" I whisper to myself
I think how strange it was seeing Nicholas today
When I dropped out of college, I couldn't stop thinking about what Nicholas said, about how I have a hot bod and I should tots be a stripper
I was always a stripper but this inspired me to pursue it even more
After I've thrown the trash away, I'm ready to gaze longingly at the starry sky then head home, but instead when I look up, I see a huge mafia security man looking at me
Oh fuck
Since Ozempic went on the stage, I thought it would be easy to get out unnoticed
He grabs me and I'm terrified, sneaking out in a mafia owned place can lead to death!
"W-w-wait I-I can explain!" I try saying
"Haha no. Wait until Nick gets a hold of you"
I don't know who Nick is but I'm assuming he's the new Mafia Boss since the old one died.
"I-I w-was j-just taking out the t-trash"
"Not this time Vahoona, Ozempic said you'd be sneaking out through here" he tells
That bitch... she just wants to be the best stripper, but she'll never be close to my level
I squirm like a caterpillar in his arm, trying desperately to escape
From what I've heard the mafia boss is ruthless and will kill me four shore
