Everyone gangs up on the gangster except Alphonse for obvious reasons and Lex who is drinking sprite "bro sprite ain't even that good" Lex said annoyed "then why not you give it to me??" Alphonse asked. Lex didn't want to give Alphonse the sprite so he threw whatever that was left inside it onto the gangsters head "aghh" he growled at Lex.
Aqeel went to check on the girl to see if she's ok or not "Hey! are you good? did he hit you really bad" Aqeel asked concerned "I'm fine...really. All I got is a bruise" Ema said she was obviously lying but who cares? the real action is happening across the fuckin room where we got the gangster fighting Lex!!
Lex dodges most of the attacks but still gets some punches here and there but Ewan slaps the gangster knife away and hits him in the nuts "arggggggghhhh" the gangster is in noticeable pain "oh shit.....GUYS BRUTALLY VIOLATE HIS NUTSACK!!!!" Ewan screamed as everyone started to catch on and started brutally violating the gangsters nutsack (ayo tf) Ema spots the knife on the ground she did what anyone would do in that situation and stabbed that shit on his head....the gangster is dead.....they win....
Writer: Alphonse
Editor: Ewan
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HumorWhat if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY the dogshit writer...
