"Huh...You got my knife...That's why I brought extra!" Jeff said as he pulled out a bigger knife from inside his hoodie "Ahhhhh fuck..." Ewan groaned as Jeff ran towards him with resounding speed "What the--" Ewan sentence got cut off as Jeff sliced a cut on Ewan's cheek "Awww! I was tryna give you a hand made smile!" Jeff said creepily "Bitch you ain't him!" Ewan said as he dashed towards Jeff with Jeff doing the same both trying to overpower one another "Wecan't just stand here we gotta help out!" Khaell said "Yeah yeah...But--" Aqeel cuts off as he almost losses grip of Virat's body "I gotta help Virat..." Aqeel finished "Than me and Alphonse will go! you and Lex will stay behind" Khaell said "Aight bet!" Alphonse exclaimed "Good luck" Ema and Aqeel said together with them looking at each other confused "Great! see ya!" Alphonse said as he ran towards Jeff and Ewan with khaell following in pursuit.
Alphonse punched Jeff in the face with Khaell following up with a kick to the leg that made him fall to his knees as Khaell again follows up to a kick to the face "That's for Virat! you fuckin' bitch!" Khaell said as Virat stabbed his legs multiple times as Jeff shrieked with Alphonse punching his face a bunch of time making him have a bloody nose
"Ah shit is that enough or like--" Alphonse sentence get cut off when Jeff sweeps his legs aas he stands up...Somehow[editors note: what the fuck is happening] As Jeff stands up Khaell punched Jeff's face with Jeff still standing "You don't fucking quit don't you?" Khaell said "No shit right?" Jeff responded as Khaell and Jeff started fighting again Ewan got on the floor and stabbed Jeffs foot with Jeff again falling but as Jeff was falling Khaell punched Jeff's face like he was Itadori performing a black flash which is very ironic as Khaell does not like anime.
writer: Alphonse
editor: Ewan
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_HUMILITY_
HumorWhat if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY the dogshit writer...