Aqeel and Don don are shooting at each other
very epic shit i know. Marcel and Bing jun are
still in the cage ducking at the on coming
bullets "Hey! can someone get us the fuck out
of here?!" Bing jun says as the cage gets
kicked by Khaell landing in Alphonse's arms as
he tries to shove the cage to safety as the
bullets rain "I have no fucking idea why Aqeel
brought his gelblaster arn't there better guns
over here "Hey! quit yapping and push faster!"
Marcel demwanded "Yeah! i would if you bitches
wern't so fucking heavy!" Alphonse complained
as he pushed with all his might.Alphonse manages to shove his way to the jesus
statue as he ducks for cover Axel and Abhi
following suit "where the fuck is Khaell?!"
Alphonse asked "He's down there with Aqeel i
think hes providing cover for Aqeel" Axel
pointed "Ok lets get these two out of that
cage" Abhi said pointing at marcel bing jun and
edwins dead corpse "Yeah easier said than
done..." Alphonse inspects the cage as he
tries to find a way to unlock it.Anyway back to the action Ewan and jeffery
were hiding from the onslaught of bullets as
Jeffery speaks up "Hey i have an idea" Jeff
said "Well tell it quickly! or else we're
gonna die by some sstray bullet!" Ewan said.
Jeff pulled out a shatered glass that got hit
during the shoot out "Found this on the floor
just now! we can sneak up on
don don and end him with this" Jeff said
"Hey thats not half bad..." Ewan said
Don don cock block and Aqeel and Khaell
are still at it "This isen't gonn work
Aqeel we need a plan!" Khaell
said "what the fuck is Alphonse and Axel
and...Abhi is here too?" Aqeel said slightly
confused "Yeah! and Ewan...Speaking of Ewan
where is he?" Khaell questioned well lucky for
him they're questions were awnsered as Ewan
Jabbed a broken shard of glass through Don don
cock block's neck killing him "Easy." Ewan said
"I hate to say it but good plan jeff!" Ewan said
to jeff at his side "No problem" Jeff responeded
"we did it...Holy shit" Aqeel says as he walks
up to both of them with Khaell following close
behind "great Don don whatever-the-fuck-his-
name-was is dead I can kill jeff bozo over here
now right?" Khaell said pointing his gun at him
"Wait!!" Alphonse said sprinting towards the
group "Jeff helped us kill Don don! if
anything we should be thanking him! not
killing him!" Alphonse said "Oh! and since
when were you sooo nice huh?" Khaell said
coldly "Dude! I told you! i'm tryna change! i
don't want to resort to violence anymore! I did
that with the gangster who kidnaped us and look!
now everyone in the friend group now thinks
theres a target on their back especially Aqeel!"
Alphonse rebutted "If Aqeel is so scared than
why was he shooting at don don? huh?!" Khaell
said "Yeah! shooting at him with a fucking
Gelblaster! no matter where he shot don
don would still live with like...i dunno
a fuck ton of wounds that could make him
be weakend! Aqeel was not trying to kill Don
don he was trying to weaken him!" Alphonse
said "Well still dosen't explain why you've
gone soft" Khaell told. As Khaell said that
Alphonse lightened up a lil "Khaell...Aqeel,
My best fucking friend said the reason why no
one wants to be my friend or even look in the
same direction as me is cuz i resort to violence!
i don't want to be known as the angry indian guy
ok? I wanna change!" Alphonse said "Look Alphonse! theres a diffrence between
beating people up and killing them! so move a fucking
side" Khaell said as he shoved Alphonse out of his way going to shoot
Jeff when the police show up bursting through the doors
Khaell and Aqeel quickly drop their weapons as the police cheak the place "your lucky this time..." Khaell whispered to Jeff
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HumorWhat if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY the dogshit writer...