Aqeel was walking through the hallway at school having a good time getting to class when Axel pulled him to a corner "Hi! Aqeel! now...Please tell me...WHY THE HELL DID A MAN TRY TO KILL YOUR FRIENDS! AND WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE A KNIFE!?" Axel screamed "w-woah! Axel chill...! A-Alphonse has a better recount of it I think...You should ask him" Aqeel mumbled "Just say whatever you!" Axel said "uh-uhm well Alphonse and Ewan got beat up by a gang...And...This girl came and asked them to kill the gang...than uhm...after we killed one gangster than the gangster girlfriend came along and than--Another gang member came after us so...yeah...that's it..." Aqeel said "Hmmm guess that answers it...Do you think it's all done..?" he asked "Ye-yeah! I hope" Aqeel responded shakily "Good...Please just stay safe...I'm no tryna save your ass again..." Axel said "Yeah...don't worry!" Aqeel said as he left
"So...you think any more gangster gonna show up?" Alphonse asked Ewan in ALP "I don't fuckin' know..." Ewan replied "Well, Whatever...Lets just chill a bit...I guess..." Alphonse said "Hmmm...Not gonna lie....I do have some suspicion tho" Ewan said "tell me bout' it " Alphonse leaned in and listened intently (holy shit this sounds like c.ai what the fuck) "Me, Aqeel and Eufran was attacked by the gangster who kidnapped us...But it seemed like...Someone was...talking? to him? o-on discord I think...Soooo chances are...we're still in deep shit" Ewan said "Damn! hehe...Well...That's future us problem..." Alphonse replied "Ya wanna play D&D later?" Alphonse asked "Sure...Whatever..."
"So Abhi did no die..." Khaell said as he walked up to Lex's table "No shit sherlock he's right there" Lex said "Well..He hasen't told the cops yet...So we're safe..." Khaell said "Ok...Whatever..." Lex said "We ain't gonna try again if you wanna know..." Khaell said "Yeah...ok...Besides guy's probably gone through enough if you ask me" "Yeah...Anyway see ya at recess..." Khaell said "yep.." Lex said.
"So! Ema! what's going on?" Nina said "Oh! yeah I'm fine.." Ema said "Say...How's your hot as hell brother?" Nina said nudging her "U-Uhm...He's doing fine..." Ema said "Oh my god you have to invite me to your house again! I wanna see him!" Nina said "uhm...I'll think about it" Ema said shakily "Well you better let me see him again alright!" Nina said(all I know is said).
Anyway school has ended which is good I guess and Aqeel and Alphonse are walking together "Oh...Hey Alphonse...Aqeel..." Ema said. Alphonse looked at her uniform "Holy shit! your in SJI" Alphonse said quite shocked(seriously? not even a hello? noti boy) "Hehe...Yeah I guess I didn't tell you guys..." Ema responded "Well guess we're neighbours...In terms of...Well...School" Aqeel chimed in "Yeah your right...! what bus do ya take?" Alphonse asked Ema "Uhm...135" Ema said "Hey...Me too..." Aqeel said "Oh! what a coincidence" Ema said "Well I sometimes take 135 with him but I usually take 40" Alphonse said "Ah I see" Ema said "Well suppose I'll take 135 today...I'm feeling like it...." Alphonse said "Oh! ok" Ema said.
And so they walked....And got on a bus....What the fuck am I saying??
Writer: Alphonse
Editor:Ewan
part 1- singapore
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HumorWhat if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY the dogshit writer...
