2 weeks had passed since the bathroom incident "sooooo a guy tried to kill you Ewan and Eufran?? in the toilet no less" Alphonse asked "well...yes pretty much" Eufran said "shit, Life gets crazier and crazier" Alphonse said "not gonna lie....just don't go out" Lex said "fuck what do you mean? what about buying Beyblade?" Alphonse said "fuck your beyblades bruv" Ewan said "fuck you" Alphonse said
Alphonse went outside quite happy as he got the money to buy a new Beyblade (leon crest btw) as he went his way to the kiddy palace he got hit with a metal pipe. Alphonse slowly woke up in a van, a white van "where the fuck is the candy..." Alphonse asked "shut the fuck up" Riot responded "who the hell are you...Wait...are you the guy who tried to kill Axel ,Ewan ,Aqeel and Eufran?" Alphonse said "so those are the bastards names...." Riot said as he stopped the van and started to think "ok! heres how its gonna go....your gonna tell me where all your friends live and when you do I'll kidnap all of em" Riot explained "Are you fucking serious? you stupid bitch! why the fuck are ya doing this in the first place?!" he asked confused "oh wait...i have your phone don't i?" Riot snickered as he pulled out Alphonses phone "I already used facial recognition while you were knocked out so finding em will be easy" Riot said laughing "MAN! fuck you whatsapp!" Alphonse cursed as he realised that Riot was going to cheak whatsapp for everyone's location "Now before anything happens....I'm knocking you out again..." Riot said "what the-" before Alphonse could finish his sentence he had been knocked out
Writer-Alphonse
Editor-Ewan
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_HUMILITY_
HumorWhat if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY the dogshit writer...
