"Those...Fucking bastards...How could they win? Those fucking sec 1's..." Riot scowled as he held up his guts looking at an open door. He stumbled all the way to the bathroom hitting a bunch of objects in the house "Who in the fuck messed this place up....Fuck it'll be a pain in the ass to clean up...." he paused for a bit after saying that "Oh! I forgot...I'm gonna die" He said looking at a mirror in the bathroom "yeah...I'm gonna die..." Riot said one last time "No shit you gonna die!" A mysterious voice said "Who...Who the hell are you?" Riot asked "why should I tell you" The mysterious boy said as he punched Riot's face "You failed ya' fuckin' bitch..." The boy said as he left the house.
"We've had news that murder had taken place in Bedok in a HDB, The scene is rather disturbing so we won't show any photos because even censoring the gory parts would be quite futile so I'll give a brief explanation on what happened...The victims stomach had been ripped open with his guts all over the place...That's all I can say. There will be a police investigation, But until the culprit is caught...Please lock all your doors and windows--"
"Well...We're in deep shit!" Ema said "Yeah no shit! Fuck!" Alphonse said "ok! what do we do?? do we tell the others?" Ema asked "Fuck no! It'll cause them to go wild! plus! they'll all blame you for all of it soooo obviously we're not telling shit! like...Do you wanna be fucked over by everyone? so! we'll keep it to ourselves for now...And hope that everyone has not seen the broadcast..." Alphonse said "O-ok...Fine but...uhm...I'll get going now...see ya!" Ema said "Yeah see ya" Alphonse replied.
WRITER-Alphonse
EDITOR-Ewan
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_HUMILITY_
MizahWhat if we took a bunch of immature kids and put them in the most fucked up scenarios? well! you get HUMILITY the greatest/stupidest story known to man about my friends going on whacky adventures with a concerning lack of HUMILITY the dogshit writer...
