One Direction Book

A Funny Thing You've Said That Makes Him Laugh

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✨Harry✨:

"Awe, poppycock," You pouted when you saw they had taken your favorite milkshake off the menu. Harry choked on his water and laughed loudly, making heads turn to your booth in the family diner to see what the commotion was.

You looked up, completely and utterly confused. "What?" You asked, completely oblivious to what you had just said. Harry took a bit to regain his composure, coughing a little bit, "Poppycock?" He asked, a stupid, cheeky grin on his face.

This made you smile and roll your eyes. You reached over with a napkin to wipe some water off his chin, "Idiot," You said affectionately.

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🥕Louis🥕:

You guys were in serious traffic and you had really bad road rage. This was the third time the elderly woman behind you honked and flipped you off.

And before Louis could stop you, you rolled down the window and whipped around. "Honk at me one more time! I will grow a dick and fuck you!" You snapped, satisfied with the shocked look the lady gave you before popping your head back inside the vehicle and pulling the window back up.

"What." You growled, glancing at your boyfriend who was turning red with how hard he was trying not to laugh. "Nothing, love," He squeaked out, placing a hand on your thigh, "Just think happy thoughts."

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🇮🇪Niall🇮🇪:

"Goddamnit," You swore, making your boyfriend look up from his sandwich. "What?" Niall asked, following your gaze, "Oh," He mumbled when he saw paparazzi taking pictures of the two of you on your picnic date from across the street.

"What do they want, a kiss? Because they can get free porn right here," You say sassily, batting your boyfriend's sandwich away before straddling his hips and kissing him deeply.

Niall barked out a laugh before he was smothered by your french kisses. As expected, the paparazzi and fans went crazy over it.

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😴Zayn😴:

"Bro, I'm fucking losing my mind," You swore, looking at the five boys who were struggling to put a campsite together. All five boys looked up at you questioningly.

"I'm surrounded by a leprechaun," You pointed at Niall, "A five year old on steroids," Louis, "The Goddamn Gingerbread man," Harry, "A golden retriever in human form," and your boyfriend, "And a fucking Vogue model."

You massage your temples, "This is... I need help," You conclude as all boys burst out laughing, mainly at the titles you gave them.

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😹Liam😹:

"Yooooooooooo, Li!" You gushed, making Liam look over from his phone. "Look at this soaked pussy!" You held up your cat who was just smothered with slobbery kisses by your dog.

Liam being both a mature adult, but the mind of a child burst out laughing. "This pussy is wet," You giggled, making the cat in your arms meow sadly as the dog continued to lick its tail.

Just the fact you said it in a baby voice and looked so adorable made him smile and laugh a little harder.

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