Love Is Stupid, Love Is Kind

Chapter 9: "You're an Idiot."

Chapter 9

Lana

"You're an idiot Peyton!" I hissed as I helped him into him car.

"BE CAREFUL!" He winced in pain and held his arm as I buckled his seat belt and then hopped into the driver seat.

"Don't touch it you idiot!"

"Stop calling me an idiot!"

"YOU ARE AN IDIOT! IT WAS A SIMPLE PUSH OFF AND SOMEHOW YOU ENDED UP BREAKING YOUR ARM!"

"Well how was I supposed to know skateboarding would be so difficult?!"

I quietly rolled my eyes and began to drive him to his house.

"My mom is going to kill me." He sighed while picking up his phone.

"She'll probably call you an idiot too." I whispered softly hoping he wouldn't hear.

"You know as much as you are a WONDERFUL friend‚ you are a pain in the ass." A low growl escaped his mouth and I placed my hand on his shoulder.

"Chill. It's going to be fine."

"You obviously don't know my mother."

"Do you want me to know your mother?" I asked curiously.

"Absolutely not."

"Understandable. I wouldn't want you to meet my parents either but hey‚ looks like that didn't happen."

"Your parents are really cool. I don't even know what you are talking about."

I rolled my eyes at him again and turned into his driveway. My eyes widened as I stared out the window at his humongous house.

"Please don't do that." He pleaded while trying to snap me out of my trance.

"Do what?"

"Stare at my house like I live in the white house."

Peyton opened the car door and headed towards his front door. I stared for a little while longer before I actually hopped out of Peyton's car and followed him up the huge marble steps to his home.

"Well I mean... It could pass for a white house." I mumbled and tried really hard not to show my excitement.

"Lana I know what you're doing."

"I have no clue what you're talking about."

"I'm just warning you... My mom can be a bit... Confusing."

"Isn't every mom confusing?"

"Yeah well... She's different."

He slowly unlocked his gigantic door and we both stepped inside.

ITS LIKE AN EPISODE OF THE KARDASHIANS IN HERE!!!

Everywhere I looked‚ I found that every corner of the house had multiple expensive vases propped on expensive glass tables along with EXPENSIVE glass bowls filled with candies from somewhere around the world.

"So... this is my house..." Peyton sighed while throwing his keys on one of the expensive tables.

"Oh don't be so-"

"Peyton what did I tell you about throwing those keys onto the table? Those tables are not key holders. And why are you so late- and oh god. What happened to your arm?"