Where's Luci?

Where's Luci?: The Meeting

"Call down, Charlie!" Lucifer says

"How can I? We're meeting with God himself!" Charlie replies.

"Yeah." He says uninterested.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh, well you see my father and I don't have the best relationship!"

"You and God are enemies?"

Lucifer looks at Charlie.

"Oh, right! Yeah, I knew that!" She laughs awkwardly.

"Let's go!" Lucifer creates a portal to Heaven in which they both enter.

Saint Peter is outside the gate sipping coffee. "Oh, hello again who's your friend this time?!" He takes another sip.

"Um, this is my dad!" Charlie uncomfortably smiles.

Saint Peter spits out his coffee. "Oh? didn't you say your father was, um, Lucifer?"

Charlie awkwardly chuckles. "Heh, yeah?"

Saint Peter stares at Lucifer. Lucifer smiles at him.

"Um what are you doing here?"

"We... have a meeting with... God!"

Saint Peter spits out his coffee again. "G-god?"

Charlie nods her head. "Mhm!"

"Let me just check real quickly!" He turns around pulling out a phone and calling God. "Luci's at the gates what should I do?"

God on the other end, "He's here already? I'll be right there!" He hangs up the phone. "He'll be here in a sec!"

God then teleports to the gate entrance. "Luci!"

"Dad! Hi..." He looks away from his father.

God flies up to Luci and hugs him. "It's so nice to see you again!"

Luci has a surprised expression on his face from being hugged by God which quickly turns into a smile.

"Come!" God opens the gates. Leading Lucifer and Charlie to the building where the meeting will be held. As they walk by the angels stop and stare in horror at the sight of Lucifer.

They arrive at the room where the meeting will be held. Sera, the archangel Gabriel, and Jesus are there.

"Good, everyone's here! Let's begin!" God says.

"So, is there a problem, um, father?" Luci asks.

"Yes, there is a problem!" He looks sternly at Sera.

"Wait, I'm not the problem? Oh, thank God!"

"You're welcome! So, Luci, tell me about the exterminations!"

"You... know about them?"

"I just found out!"

"I thought you were all knowing?" Charlie interrupts.

"It's complicated!"

"The exterminations? Well they happen once a year and it's been going on for about a millennium!"

"A THOUSAND YEARS?!"

"Yes, sir!"

"Why haven't you told me about this?"

"I thought you were behind it!"

"I am the God of forgiveness, love, righteousness, I would NEVER do such a thing!"

"Well like Charlie said, I thought you were all knowing?!"

"Again, it's complicated!"

God sighs. "You know I really do miss you Luci!"

"Then why'd you kick me out?" Lucifer says angrily.

"I didn't kick you out!"

"Wait what?"

"But an angel told me that you wanted to claim all my ideas as your own!"

"I WOULD NEVER! WHO TOLD YOU THIS?"

"I... I don't remember..." He pauses. "Satan!"

"Um, aren't you Satan?" Gabriel asks.

"No! I'm not!"

"And he became the demon of wrath! How could I have been so blind?!" God exclaims.

"Does this mean Lucifer isn't evil?" Jesus asks.

"I'm so... sorry, Luci. I'm not supposed to make mistakes!"

"You didn't!"

"But Luci! You're not-"

"It's not about me! I have Hell's throne that's what Satan wants!"

"You're right, he lied thinking I would find out and make him king of Hell!"

"Lucifer I hereby declare you king of Hell forever! With the exception that you can visit Heaven anytime! I miss your brilliant ideas!"

Lucifer looks surprised.

"I'm so glad we could work things out, meeting adjourned everyone!" Everyone begins to leave with a sense of peace.

"Uh, wait!"