"Hey! What's all this commotion about?" God asks.
All the angels look at Sera.
"Sera? What's the meaning of this?"
"Um, sir look I can explain..." Sera tries to explain
"SHE'S NO ANGEL! SHE'S A MURDERER!" One angel interrupts.
"Sera? What do they mean by that?"
"It-It was for a good cause... to keep us safe from demons!"
God seems to be getting furious. "ARE YOU JUSTIFYING MURDER?!"
"B-But sir, they're demons..."
"I DONT CARE WHAT THEY ARE! MURDER IS FOR DEMONS NOT ANGELS!" God sighs. "And none of the demons rebelled?"
"Um, actually we kind of attacked Luci's daughter's hotel and Lucifer got involved.."
"WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
"It wasn't my idea!"
"Then whose idea was it?"
Sera stays silent. "It was Adam!" One Angel announces.
"ADAM! As in the first man, Adam?"
"Yes, sir!" The same angel answers.
"Where is he!?" God says sternly.
"Th-they killed him, sir!" Sera replies
"Who killed him?!"
"One of the demons!"
"Well then I guess he's learned his lesson! And as for you! You're no angel!"
"W-wait, please lord forgive me I'll make things right! I'll call off the exterminations forever!"
"Fine, I'll give you one last chance! But if you blow it, you'll end up like Lucifer! Got it?"
"Oh thank you sir, I understand!"
"As for Adam... he won't like where he's going to wake up! Sera call Luci! I need to apologize!"
"Sir? You're going to apologize to the devil?"
"Yes?"
"But it's not your fault!"
"I know, you'll be there too! And you know who I've been dying to meet? That daughter of his! Invite her too!"
"Um, but sir, she's just going to bother you about redemption!"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Her hotel? She's trying to 'redeem' demons so that they can go to Heaven!"
"Aww, she reminds me of her dad- why's he in Hell again?"
"Um, he thinks he's mightier than you!"
God sighs. "Oh... right." He says in a disappointed tone.
"So do you still want her to join?"
"Hm? Oh, yes!"
"But sir..."
"Who knew a demon could come up with such a brilliant idea! Oh right, Lucifer's is basically a demon now. Anyway, send them up!"
"As you wish, my lord!"
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