Split carefully looked at the dark insides of the building,to her left was the look of audience chairs freshly made,the machines for her show freshly set up and painted yellow,Split took it all in she just needed to do a couple things before it was complete,like set the wallpaper up,set up that big custom sign that said 'splitsville!' wasn't really much to do but it felt right buying her mother's old studio.
Her mother was a sweetheart she knew that,a old style comedian she would watch her mother go out to work while her father stayed home watching her and her siblings.
she retired shortly after her youngest sibling Dennis was born,opting to be a housewife while her father was working most of the day so he didn't have to worry about babysitting and get decent rest.
Split softly rolled the glue over the grey walls applying a simple banana themed wallpaper over it,being a fruit-taur wasn't really helpful since she had to be mostly careful climbing up and down the ladder to get the the walls higher points,eventually once the wallpaper was applied all was there to do was wait for it to dry.
The door to the studio slammed open,the black furred women stared directly at Split holding up an old file that probably you would see in a crime case movie,the women made out of hair shifted her coat slightly walking up to Split and slammed the case file down on one of the platforms squishy exterior.
"I GOT IT!" the women said.
"Oh,Bivey what have you got here today?" Split asked politely.
Bive swallowed opening up the case file.
"I have found a cold case file of a old secret cult back before the lead of the CLOWN MAFIA was searching for me!" Bive uttered,Split turned her head confused yet interested.
Bive opened the file revealing....mannequins? ones with different color hard hats,one with red high heels,but one in the middle...staring right at them...their face seemed buggy? like TV static.
"oh banana sundaes...this looks bad" Split said,Bive stared at her nodding in agreement.
"This right here the one in the middle is the one I've had my eyes on for a while,Lampert told me he's been seeing them around his father recently at work,i have a theory that this THIS ONE is the mastermind behind the clown mafia!" Bive explained.
Split looked again at the photos taking in the info..was Bive gonna go on some mission to hunt them down? or was this one of her crazy 'the clown mafia is coming!' rambles,Split felt worried,knowing Bive she would run straight for that mannequin to get any cent of info about it notebook and all,Split didn't want to see Bive put herself in danger not only that that mannequin could be dangerous if all that.
Bive closed the case file and put in in her jacket coat pocket for storage looking around the studio eager grin on her face and fangs as sharp as ever.
"Interesting place you're working on" Bive spoke
"Quite a 'split'-ting headache how much my wallet took a 'peel' to it" Split snorted laughing at her own joke.
"Oh...OOHHHH hehehe HAHAHA YES!!! YES I GET IT!!" Bive bursted out,laughing with her.
Bive and Split sat around with Split coming up with banana jokes while Bive sat there enjoying the company with her.
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Mach sat in her office hammer on one hand the other protecting Pilby sitting on some random boxes while Pilby snuggled into her hand.
"Doh....you seem awefully upset about something..." Pilby said softly his gaze looking up to her.
"Thinking.....i have not seen that rock in the elevator for a while...." she softly spoke almost a whisper..though due to her size it was mostly just a normal tone of voice to Pilby.
Pilby fidgeted with Mach's finger softly rubbing it with his paws,Mach's gaze turned to the spot where the elevator shows up now and then,players would come in,give her flowers,try and steal the hammer,bathe in the middle fountian,buy any trinkets,or just interact with her.
Which was nice but..Pilby didn't really like when when he was separated from Mach,she couldn't put her finger on it but just thought it might be the players being mean to him again.
"h-honk!...i'd rather it be that way..t-that rock man is meannn" Pilby said face fully nuzzled into Mach's hand.
Mach slowly rocked back and forth legs kicking up and down humming,it's the least she could do to feel...something...she couldn't feel..anything anyways so she pretended,Pilby looked up watching her,then he looked beyond the place sitting up more firmly his face red hot.
God why couldn't Pilby muster up the bravery to ask Mach on a date? buy her flowers or just say 'i love you'? because he was scared...scared of this big beautiful goddess he fell in love with HARD,fuck everything else in this world,the worse she could do was what she told the others and say 'i'm sorry i'm not looking for one right now...but thanks for the offer'.
Pilby fucking hated themselves for it...fuccccckkkk he would ask for even something and Mach would just do it so why was he so scared? Because he remembered his high school crush.
Oh....ohhhhhh god he felt so embarrassed asking her out and the fact was she embarrassed him to everyone,saying he was a pathetic excuse of a caterpillar,how nobody in their right mind would want him,that was why Pilby was scared of asking her out,the fear of rejection was why.
Mach looked at them curiously wondering what was going through his head. Pilby snapped out of his thoughts and looked up to Mach smiling,Mach hummed going back to what she was doing.
'Maybe someday' Pilby thought,grabbing one of his fidget toys Mach got for him and playing with it.
(HEYYYYYY Amari here....uhhhhhh good chapter igggg?? idk i just hope this gets ppl to read it honestly lol but uhhhh next chapter will be the first chapter regarding pest,poob,mark and wallter woooo!!!! so look forward to it and i hope you liked this lol Pilbys just a shy boy who wants tall lady to love him lol and i'll see you all in the first actual chapter!)
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split x bive - maze of twistings of feelings
Adventuresplit finally settles down with her new job as a comedian,taking on her mothers legacy,but on the other hand,she cant seem to get bive to take the hint she likes her. bive on the other hand realises something is wrong completely wrong... she realise...
