[The episode begins with a flashback, showing a giant stadium at the center of the Greed Ring where thousands of spectators are watching the stage at the front. Spotlights shine everywhere before green flames sprout at the stands.]
Announcer: (offscreen) Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself!
[A giant sign pops up from the stands and makes a spinning slot motion like a slot machine before it stops to a jackpot, revealing the name of the sign: Mammon. The scene switches to the spectators all cheering on for the one demon to appear on stage. One of the spectators is the younger teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli before the fire accident. The boys were all screaming and they were making applause for the most popular figure in Greed Ring.]
Announcer: (offscreen) The sin you all looove most - Mammon, King of Greeeed!
[In a rockstar entrance scene, Mammon slides on stage with a guitar pops up on stage with green flames and confetti bursting from behind him, wearing sunglasses.]
Mammon: Heya, implings! How're you little c**** (honk) doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your...
[An explosion occurs on scene before his face gets a close-up.]
Mammon: ...shit lives!
[Like everyone else, Blitzo and Fizzarolli are having the time of their lives, screaming their lungs out.]
Crowd: Mammon, Mammon, Mammon!
Mammon: Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool *spins his guitar* shit for you 'ere tonight. But, first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?
[Although, Mammon couldn't hear Blitzo and Fizzarolli screaming their lungs out, then they excitedly raise their hands up, in hopes of getting noticed by him.]
Fizzarolli: I do, I do!
Blitzo: Me, me, me, me, me!
Mammon: Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!
[Just as he was making the announcement, the camera scene pans out to reveal a giant sign behind Mammon that saids, "Mammon's Super Fucking Rad as Shit Clown Pageant" before more smoke explosions happen on stage, accompanyed with fireworks and confetti.]
Crowd: YEEEAAAHH!!
[Then the camera screenshot zooms in on Mammon up close.]
Mammon: You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests, but for clowns, so it's better!
[The camera pans out again with the sign that says: "It's Better" before arrows point at the sign. Even more fireworks and confetti are set off then before. The scene switches back to Mammon again.]
Mammon: Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there!
[Then he picks up an imp child with glasses.]
Mammon: A new chance to work with me, Mammon!
[As he was explaining this, Blitzo finds it very uncomfortable just by thinking about it, making a look of uncertain disgust, while Fizzarolli was staring at Mammon with bright eyes of admiration.]
Mammon: And be the new face of my clown-ish brand!
[Then he pulls the imp kid back like a rubber band before throwing him off-stage.]
Mammon: I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- *catches himself*- u-um, fuck. Wait, I mean enjoy *nervous laughter* uh, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny. *pauses*
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The three kings of hell
FanfictionThree friends who have know each other all end up in hell what is to happen when they meet again after so many years apart
