[The episode begins with Millie being her typical joyful self, humming to herself carrying cups of coffee and a Frappuccino to her office at I.M.P Headquarters. She exits out of the elevator and greets the demons that are inside, including some of Verosika's crew.]
Millie: (to Josh and Milky) Howdy, Mister! (to Kiki) Fine mornin'!
[Millie kicks the door open.]
Millie: Another day in paradise!
[Upon entering, Millie realizes that her office looks like a complete mess. There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona and mark looking tired and miserable, dead standing up, sleeping while holding a stuffed owl over a fire barrel, there hair is messy and almost jagged. Loona hears the door open, but doesn't open her eyes, and responds to Millie while she throws the owl into the fire bin.]
Loona: Oh shit, it's morning.
Mark: fuck what time is it?
[Millie closes the door.]
Mille: Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?
[Loona takes the tray holding the caffeinated drinks without caring because she's completely tired.]
Loona: Blitzo bought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I we couldn't go home until we burned (whispering in stress) all of them.
Mark: and by my count we've only burned 183.
[Loona downs all the drinks at once, dumping them into her mouth without caring for the cups and throws the tray away. There's a knock on the door immediately afterward, and Millie opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of taxidermy owls.]
Wally: Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!
[Wally hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to her distress because that means she's going have to burn more taxidermy owls.]
Mark: F.M.L
Loona: (tired and distressed) Fuuuuuuck.
Wally: Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-
[Millie slams the door right in Wally's face.]
Wally: (From behind the door) Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.
[Millie takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitzo ordered.]
Mille: Blitzo is still sulking? It's been over a month. (throws clipboard away) And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night.
Mark: he's with Jack who didn't leave ether.
[To answer her question, she hears Moxxie screaming from the other office room. She barges right in, knocking over the boxes to see who she can get feral on for attacking her husband. She sees Moxxie rambling through the papers and calms down.]
Mille: Honey...? You okaaay?
[The scene shows Moxxie in a complete frenzy because the table and the floor are littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above the table has many papers that show various notices like "Paid overdue", "Unpaid" and "Final Notice", revealing that I.M.P is about to go bankrupt due to Blitzo's reckless overspending. While Jack has glasses on and is going over the financial book.]
Moxxie: I'm stuck in a math nightmare!!
Jack: tell me about it I haven't had to do this much work since Val killed one of his whores.
[Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work.]
Moxxie: The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!
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The three kings of hell
FanfictionThree friends who have know each other all end up in hell what is to happen when they meet again after so many years apart
