The three kings of hell

Helluva boss pilot

3 days later

We open to imp city and pan over to imp where the team are having a meeting

Blitzo: alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault I'm not naming any names here... *looks at moxxie* moxxie.

[moxies gives him a what the fuck look]

Blitzo: now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: *eyes sparkling* what about a car wash?

Mark: it's hell mil no one cares if there cars are cleaned

Blitzo: yep he's right *thinks for a second* wh- ooh! What about a billboard?

[he waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out]

Moxxie *rolls eyes* we can't afford a billboard, sir.

Blitzo: *wraps his arm over moxxie's shoulder* helpful, moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes moxxie away* have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

[blitzo turns on a tv that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the over world as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the tv, with loona, Millie, blitzo, and mark eating popcorn.]

Blitzo: ahh, those were good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious tv ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.

Mark: he fucking what?

Blitzo: uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin, bullshit!

Millie: people love musicals, sir.

Blitzo: exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Moxxie: sir- -

Blitzo: 'cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: are you tryin' to crush his dreams, moxxie?

Moxxie: I- - what?

Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you.

[she playfully sticks her tongue out at him as moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.]

Blitzo: I can't believe you, moxxie!

[he tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with moxxie's picture on it.]

Blitzo: after I made you employee of the month!

[mark try's not to laugh as he sees the picture]

Moxxie: *defeated* okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

Millie: I liked it.

Mark: me too

Moxxie: do not- - *points at Millie and mark* do not agree with him on front of me!

Mark: ok dad jeez.

[scene cuts  to the I.M.P. commercial.]

Blitzo: hi, there! I'm blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!