The three kings of hell

Ozzies

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Jack: your telling me my chainsaws out of gas

Mark: and I'm still starving

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.]

Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Mark: wait your going to Ozzie's too Jack got me and loona a reservation

Loona spits her drink out

Loona: what

Mark: yeah ain't that right

Jack: yep I'm preforming there tonight so I pulled som strings and got them a romantic dinner for two

Mark: so rain check on that one blitzo

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Mark: blitzo just leave them alone

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out as Moxxie growls in anger.]

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from his chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands.]

Mark: guess we better get ready

Loona: yeah

[The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]

Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.