[The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car with mark. She looks at her phone and sees a missed message from blitzo. She ignores the message.]
Jack: where here
Loona: oh cool
Mark: let's go
[Loona and mark get out of jacks car and music can be heard playing from the building in front of them. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.]
Loona: (over text) Hey, we're her
Loona: (over text) Oh shit
Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)
[Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.]
Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa! Jack mark
Vortex: Hey, girl! Hey guys Glad you could make it!
Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting us.
[The four walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.]
Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!
[Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.]
Vortex: You want a...drink or anything?
Loona: Oh, uh... *tail rises* sure! Totally...
Mark: I could use one
[Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.]
Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."
Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!
Vikki: Not fetch!
[Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.]
Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha...
Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?
Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah.
Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?
Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.
Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?
[Loona growls in response.]
Loona: Why do you still have that?
Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.
[Loona growls even more at her.]
Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.
Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!
[The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.]
Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!
Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!
Demon: (offscreen) You can't say that.
Mark: hey you can't talk to my girlfriend like that.
Vikki: her your girlfriend ha you should ditch that mutt and get with a real girl.
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The three kings of hell
FanfictionThree friends who have know each other all end up in hell what is to happen when they meet again after so many years apart