Queen bee

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[The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car with mark. She looks at her phone and sees a missed message from blitzo. She ignores the message.]

Jack: where here

Loona: oh cool

Mark: let's go

[Loona and mark get out of jacks car and music can be heard playing from the building in front of them. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.]

Loona: (over text) Hey, we're her

Loona: (over text) Oh shit

Loona: (over text) *here, sry :)

[Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.]

Vortex: *waves hand* Loo-naaa! Jack mark

Vortex: Hey, girl! Hey guys Glad you could make it!

Loona: Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting us.

[The four walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.]

Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!

[Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.]

Vortex: You want a...drink or anything?

Loona: Oh, uh... *tail rises* sure! Totally...

Mark: I could use one

[Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.]

Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."

Dalmatian Hellhound: That is so, not fetch!

Vikki: Not fetch!

[Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.]

Loona: (nervously) Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha...

Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?

Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah.

Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?

Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.

Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?

[Loona growls in response.]

Loona: Why do you still have that?

Vikki: *looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy.

[Loona growls even more at her.]

Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.

Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!

[The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.]

Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!

Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!

Demon: (offscreen) You can't say that.

Mark: hey you can't talk to my girlfriend like that.

Vikki: her your girlfriend ha you should ditch that mutt and get with a real girl.

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