Y/N wakes up. He sits on the couch, and eats cup noodles. He remembered "someone" from his best friends. You already know who he's remembering.
"Oh shit." He remembered one of his best friends from highschool who always seemed to pop out of the depths of hell or the heights of heaven whenever cup noodles were mentioned. The friend's name was... Kevin kaslana.
He feels a cold shrill behind him. A feeling all-too-familiar. He instantly looked behind him and screamed;
"STAY AWAY FROM MY CUP NOODLES YOU NOODLE MONSTER" out of instinct, y/n screamed.
Behind him was Kevin, who was slurping cup noodles.Kevin stopped slurping his cup noodles the moment Y/N screamed out. He remembered this reaction all too well, along with the nickname he said.
"Is that you...Y/N bro?" Kevin was shocked. The so called 'NexIl' turned out to be Y/N, his best friend in highschool other than su, (oh who would've known!!) who had sacrificed himself to also save Mei, Kevin and Su, turned out to be alive.
"I thought you died that day when you had to sacrifice yourself to save us three...Am i dreaming?!"
Kevin gets excited, much unlike his cold, sad attitude before. A large smile appears on his face."Yep it's me and I'm alive and well! Now give me a hug you rascal!"
Y/N hugs him, Kevin's body is as cold as ice. Y/N let go soon since his own body"BAHAHAHA SO COLD! HOW DID YOU GET COLDER IN THE TIME I DIDN'T SEE YOU?"
"Pff, it was because of the metamorphosis surgery I had, My body temperature is now regularly below -22 degrees, in other words, I'm just..." Kevin smirked. He was about to pull a bad pun.
"No. Don't you dare." Y/N's smile instantly wore off.
"I guess I'm justtt..." Kevin was on the verge of laughing out loud.
"NO. DON'T YOU DARE, I WILL WOMBO COMBO YOUR ASS IF YOU COMPLETE THAT SENTENCE." Y/N got progressively angrier.
"I guess I'm just too... cool."
Kevin burst out laughing and ran out of the door as Y/N began chasing him with a broom."COME HERE LIL NI-" Y/N's words are outlandish enough that the laws of the world prevent the full word. Kevin is laughing so hard while running that he almost can't look straight.
Y/N is chasing Kevin, but since he's still a human, he can't chase Kevin who has been through a metamorphosis surgery.
"You can't catch me, bro! I'm too..."
Kevin began cackling as he was about to crack another bad pun."DON'T YOU FOKING DARE, I WILL UNLEASH A HIDDEN POWER OF DELUSIONS IF YOU SAY ANOTHER GOD-FORSAKEN PUN!" Y/N Goes faster.
"I'm too...Slippery." Kevin cracked another pun.
"FOCK YOU!" Y/N used devil trigger! It wasn't very effective. But he started running faster.
Kevin wheezed and he looked behind.
"Oh shit it's the delusional devil trigger, seems like I have to..." Kevin was about to crack ANOTHER bad pun."NO, NO DON'T YOU FOKIN DARE YOU NI-" Y/N goes faster at his tail.
"Slip away."
Kevin used his diabolic form, and flew into the sky, and holds his stomach which is hurting from laughing so much, yet still Kevin is laughing, while looking at the furious Y/N at the ground below."COME DOWN YOU NI-" Once again, The laws of the world prevents the outlandish words of Y/N to be complete.
Meanwhile, Elysia is watching this and laughing as well, but when Kevin flew into the sky, she went to Y/N, who's still holding the broom, and said:
"Want some help?~"
Elysia asked Y/N."Yes, I indeed need help. I am not gonna rest easy before I land a headshot on him with my trusty broom."
"Alright~ Let's chase him together~"
Elysia generates a crystal pallet that's big enough for two people."Get on~" Elysia laughs after seeing Kevin, who's not looking down because he's laughing too hard.
"Bahaha, ah he'll never catch m- OH SHIT"
Kevin's words were cut short as Elysia and Y/N were now ascending into the sky."COME HERE LIL NI-"
Elysia starts laughing out loud, while controlling the pallet.
Kevin flew higher into the sky, all the way Into the atmosphere.
"UNFAIRRRR" Y/N Said as he raised his broom up an down.
"N/N, We should stop now, if we go any higher, we'll go into the atmosphere. You won't be able to breathe due to the high pressure there, and risk fainting." Elysia stops laughing and tells Y/N.
"Fine..." Y/N's mood went down.
"Not to worry~ I'll just say something that will make Kevin instantly come down~" Elysia started cackling.
Kevin, in his diabolic form, has much better hearing than anything in this world. So when he heard Elysia say ' I'll just say something that'll make Kevin come down instantly' he knew she was gonna say something embarassing about 'that' incident he once had.
"NOOO-" Kevin instantly flew down to Elysia and Y/N, but he didn't see Y/N.
"Got you." Y/N said proudly as he knew he had won, Elysia just gave him gloves that would make him immune to kevin's body temperature.
"Oh shit." Kevin, for the first time in 4 years, felt a shiver down his spine, as Y/N put his hand on his shoulder.
"We can talk this out...right?" Kevin said as sweat fell down his head and turned to ice.
"Nope. we can't. THY PUNISHMENT IS THE BONK. Bonk breathing 1st form.
Thunderclap and bonk."
Y/N held the broom tightly as he was fueled by delusions once again. He hit the place where he always used to hit Kevin, his HEAD. Kevin got phantom pain from this all-too familiar sensation and held his head due to the pain he felt from the hit Y/N gave him.>>>Timeskip to when the three of them reach Y/N's room.
"No more bad icy puns. You have so many more opportunities to make more of them due to the fact that you control fire and ice." Y/N sighed.
"I thought it would be kinda-" Kevin was about to pull another pun but Y/N instantly held his broom. WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?
"OK OK FINE I WON'T MAKE THE PUN JUST PUT THE BROOM DOWN!"Kevin cackled at Y/N's reaction, and Elysia is also holding her stomach because she was laughing almost the entire time Y/N chased Kevin, even in the sky.
"That's what I thought." Y/N put the broom down triumphantly.
"But still, It's been such a long time, Kevin. How have your days been? Any interesting detail-"
Before Y/N could complete his sentence, Kalpas barged in the room."YO what's good N/N!" Kalpas said out loud.
"YO WHAT'S GOOD GORDON!" Y/N also said out loudly.They both dapped up. The sound was loud enough that the whole building heard it, once again. Kevin and Elysia were particularly shocked on how loud it was.
"Heh, you got better." Y/N smirked.
"You as well. Kehehe." Kalpas smirked, and then both of them started laughing. Soon after, Kalpas looked around the room to see Kevin and ELYSIA.
"Oi Elysia! The hell are you doing here!" Kalpas had a expression of rage.
"Aww, Kalpas you're so mean~ after all, we're friends of Y/N, why wouldn't I be here?~" Elysia said in her usual tone.
"Gordon, why do you hate her? Get along, would you? I don't want to pull a broom on you just y e t."
Y/n said with a psychotic smile."You don't understand, N/N! This girl had forcefully made me a Flamechaser!" Kalpas proclaimed.
Chapter 3: END
Yes it's a cliffhanger, I'll release the next chapter soon.
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