(I just realized that the pic above that I drew was from a pigeon...)
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Gingerbright: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Strawberry Cookie: Y-you were putting it in COLD water...???
Wizard Cookie: Gingerbright. Answer the question Gingerbright.
Gingerbright: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that cookies just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Wizard Cookie: You don't have the PATIENCE to microwave water for three minutes???
Gingerbrave: Why are you putting it in the MICROWAVE to BOIL it.
Wizard Cookie: You think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Gingerbrave: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE.
Wizard Cookie: Gingerbrave, is your stovetop powered by the F*CKING SUN?
Gingerbrave: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!
Wizard Cookie: Like 7 MINUTES-
Gingerbrave: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... Less than that and you use a saucepan.
Wizard Cookie: (crying) you're putting the WHOLE MUG ON THE STOVE??? ON MEDIUM HEAT??? YOUR STOVE IS ENCHANTED.
Dark Sorcerer Cookie: Every single cookie in this post is a f*cking lunatic...
Brave Cookie: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A F*CKING KETTLE?!?
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(They're in their 'og' form)
Sugar Swan: Hey everyone who wanna play two truths and a lie?
Amaltaa Crow: Oh oh I'll go first um uhm I have wings, my eyes are green and... I sealed the Dark Moon magic in myself almost killing me.
Millenial Tree: Uh yeah, nice try buddy but it's gotta be a little more complicated than that Amaltaa. (Millenial was asleep during the drama lmao.)
Sugar Swan: Millenial Tree, his eyes are black.
Millenial Tree: ... YOU WHAT-
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Wizard and Gingerbrave are laying down in the Cookie Kingdom's grass at night.
Wizard Cookie: The moon is beautiful tonight.
Gingerbrave: It sure is.
...
Gingerbrave: Wait what-
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Gingerbright: On all my friends souls I'm straight/j
Gingerbrave: IT BURNS AAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Wizard Cookie: WE'RE DONE FOR I SEE THE LIGHTTT
Strawberry Cookie: I'm dissapea-
YOU ARE READING
The Rebirth of the Phoenix
FanfikceOnce upon a time, a vanillan king, a fae queen, and their gingerbread son had peaceful lives. In a faithful night, a trajedy occurred... What's the worst that happened? The fall of a prince, a missing queen, and a slumbering king... and the rebirth...
