Sherman sat on his comfortable throne and stacked his colorful wooden treasures on top of each other creating a fun tower. He enjoyed quiet times like these. Suddenly, Victor burst through the door knocking his tower down as he gasped.
"Sultan! I have found the solution to the problem with your daughter!" He exclaimed holding the scroll. "Eeghhh the problem with your daughter!" Iago mocked. "Uh-oh! Really? What is it?"He asked hopeful.
"It's right here!"He said unrolling the long paper that reached all the way to the kings throne. "If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the Sultan shall choose for her." He said as Sherman tried to stuff a cracker into Iagos mouth. "But Jasmine hated all those suitors, how could I choose someone she hates?" He asked absently stuffing the cracker into Iagos mouth as he gagged.
"Not to worry your highness, there's more. If in the event of suitable Prince's will not be found, a princess must then be wedd to.... Interesting," Victor said evily teasing Sherman upon his cliffhanger of information. "What! Who?" Asked Sherman frantically waving his paws about.
"The Royal vousier, why that would be.... Me!" Victor grinned pretending to be surprised. "But.. But it thought the law said that only a prince can marry a princess." Sherman said perplexed as he grabbed his monocle. "Desperate times call for desperate solutions." Victor said sneakily grabbing the scroll as his temper rised. If he didn't get what he wanted, there was no hope for him.
Victor took his staff hypnotizing Sherman. "Desperate measures...." Sultan mumbled lost in his trance. "You will order the princess to marry me." He hissed. "I-I will order the princess... Ooh- but your ten years older!" Sherman exclaimed snapping out of it as Victor grew impatient.
"The princess will marry me!" The one color cat yelled getting his Sultan to go back into his trance. "The princess will marry..." Sherman began before loud trumpets disturbed his brainwashing. "What's that!? That music!" Sherman said excitedly hopping off his throne totally unaware of what had happened the last few seconds.
Victor followed him as the Bi colored cat peeked over the view ledge shocked upon what his eyes discovered. "Jafar! You must come see this!" Sherman said laughing.
There, in the midst of all the chaos, stood Ricardo dressed as a March leader, handled a skilled flame thrower as he was leading hundreds of mean across the streets.
GUARDS: MAKE WAYYYY!!! FOR PRINCE GATO!~ (ik ik the name is weird, bear with me.) they sang marching to and fro as many turned there head curious of who this rich man prince Gato was. Some of the guards even talented drew the attention of other by putting in a sword handling show.
Many sexy play girls also danced along to the music drawing even more attention. It was almost impossible to ignore. Ricardo eventually decided to bounce around and advertise his new apprentice.
RICARDO/GENIE:Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drums
You're gonna love this guy!~ Ricardo said dancing along banging pots and pans as the people got curious and some were overwhelmed with this sudden movement. Genie pointed towards Abu, (the now the gigantic elephant) in which Puss was riding. He sat proudly on the saddle as he fellow servants carried colorful flags and merchandise. RICARDO/GENIE:Prince Gato, fabulous he, Gato Ababwa
Show some respect, boy, genuflect, down on one knee~ He sang as Puss flashed a charming smile. Genie flapped the carpet in which the guards were standing on, making them bow to Puss as Abu smirked at them.
RICARDO/GENIE: Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Friday salaam!~ Sherman danced along to the tune from his castle view as Victor gritted his teeth rather annoyed and jealous, as he saw his own parrot dancing as well, he got evern more angry.
RICARDO/GENIE: Then come and meet his spectacular coteriePrince Gato, mighty is he, Gato Ababwa~ Ricardo sang this time scooping up a bunch of regular men on the street as if they were a wagon and he toosed them up to Puss as they each excitedly got to shake his hand.
RICARDO: Strong as ten regular men, definitely~ He sang shooting some secret magic onto Puss so he could lift all the men without a sweat.
RICARDO: He's faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Gato~ The tiger sang to the citizens in victory as he gained their interests.A beautiful sparkly Kitty then emerged from her part of the castle wondering what all the rustle was about as she saw.
RICARDO: Fellas, he's got (He's got 75 golden camels)
Uh-huh, now the ladies, what he got?
(Purple peacocks, he's got 53)
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
When it comes to exotic-type mammals~ He continued as the servants sang with him counting all Puss's GLORIOUS riches, which unfortunately meant nothing to Kitty as she sighed annoyed.
RICARDO: Everybody help me out
He's got a zoo? I'm telling you,
It's a world-class menagerie~ He sang especially to the children knowing they found great interest in exotic creatures such as themRICARDO: Prince Gato, handsome is he, Gato AbabwaThat physique! How can I speak?
Weak at my knees! You yummy boy!~ He sang with the ladies as they all whispered about how handsome he was. Puss tried to show off muscle and Genie helped by making him bulk more, and Puss blew a kiss to all the lady cats as they fainted in Genies arms.
Kitty, who had already seen enough rolled here eyes, but chuckled to herself as she went back into her room.
RICARDO/SERVANTS: So get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Gato, oopsHe's got 95 white Persian monkeys
(He's got the monkeys, a bunch of monkeys)
And to view them he charges no fee
(He's generous, so generous)~ He sang as the monkeys did tricks and Puss threw loads of his money to the people to show how generous he was.RICARDO: He's got ten thousand servants and flunkies (Proud to work for him) They bow to his whim, love serving him They're just lousy with loyalty to Gato~ He sang as the whole Kabootle made it's way up to the palace gates. Once Sherman realized so, he rushed excitedly to the front gates to open them as Victor followed grudgingly.
PEOPLE: Prince Gato. . . ~ The sang as the music could be heard from outside the gates. Victor, knowing they had never seen anyone like this before, didn't want to risk the princess falling in love with this Prince Gato. As Sherman was about to open he door, Victor smiled widely annoyed as he tried to close it, but of course, the gates slammed open anyways
PEOPLE: PRINCE GATO!!! ~ The servants came in with confetti everywhere as the pretty girls danced, and the monkeys did tricks, and the servants played the instruments.
PEOPLE: We're waiting for you!
We're not going until you go
You can do it
There it isPrince Gato, amorous he, Gato Ababwa! ~ Abu marched in as glorious in size as he was, the palace was much bigger. Puss yet again stood proudly atop him.
RICARDO: Heard your princess was hot! Where is she?
And that, good people, is why
He got all cute and dropped byWith 60 elephants, llamas galore (for real?)
With his bears and lions, a brass band and more (what?)
With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers
His birds that warble on key!
PEOPLE: MAKE WAYYY FOR PRINCE GATO!!!!!~ They sang one last time as Puss flew down of Abu on his magic carpet as Sherman clapped happily and Victor angrily tired to push everyone out. Puss bowed before Sherman and Victor finally got everyone out slamming the doors.
Okay! This one was a hard one! 😭😭
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Puss in Boots in Aladdin
FanfictionThis is basically a re-tellin of Aladdin but with the Puss in Boots characters (and some OC's)