"So what'll it be master?" Asked Ricardo fiddling with his fingers. "You, are gonna grant me any three wishes I want?" Puss chuckled not believing his own words. "Aauuhh, almost, there are some provisions, and some technical causes." He said trying to sound smart.
"Like?" Puss said curious. "Umm, rule number one! I can't kill anybody bleeeehhhhhh, so don't ask." He said fake chopping his own head off. "Uhhh, rule number two, I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else, you little Poona bear." he said extending his lashes. "Rule number three! I can't bring people back from the dead! Its not a pretty picture! I don't like doing it!" He said transforming into a zombie, and then back to normal.
"Other than that, you got it." He reassured. Puss thought along with Abu, and then they both smirked at each other. Abu gave him a thumbs up as Puss continued his plan. "Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Ha, some all powerful Genie, can't bring people back from the dead? I don't know Abu, probably can't even get us out of this cave, guess we'll have to find a way out of here ourselves." He grinned as Ricardo was offended and put his big red shoe in front of their way. "Excuse me? Our you lookin at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up just to walk out on me?" He said angrily as Puss chuckled, his plan was going good.
"I don't think so, not right now, YOUR GETTING YOUR WISHES SO SIT DOWN!" He shouted getting red scaring Puss as they sat down on the carpet. Ricardo's temper cooled down as he spoke softly now. "Just in case of an emergency, the exits are here here here here here here here, ANYWHERE!" He said duplicating his arms to show the empty spaces around them. "Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet, and wereeeeeeeeee outt here!" He said using his magic to rise to the top of the cave out into the sand and into the sky in seconds.
Sorry this one was short!
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Puss in Boots in Aladdin
FanficThis is basically a re-tellin of Aladdin but with the Puss in Boots characters (and some OC's)