Across the pond

Dress code??

Their hole year was called to a meeting in the gymnasium for an assembly after Jay cut Andre's fingertip off. Echoed whispers rang throughout the blue gym as the students waited for Mr Liser, the dean of student life to talk. Mr Liser was a tall thin man with floppy hair and a perpetual five o'clock shadow. Sam twiddled his fingers, not sure what the assembly could be about. Perhaps their year had been banned from shop class? Or they would all have to be kept behind after school to attend safety training? Maybe they wouldn't be allowed to use the saws without an adult?

Mr Liser cleared his throat "ok, let's dialogue" the teacher said, the microphone whining "So we all agree there's a lot of toxic masculinity at this school right?"

"Yeah the other day I was-" Jessi started to recall

"Hey Jessi, now's the time to listen ok?" Mr Liser said before continuing "now clearly the male students can't control themselves, they're animals that's not their fault" this was met with confusion from Sam and most of the girls in the gym "So to protect our strong empowered women from the white hot male gase"

"More like white hot male glase- aah my balls are about to shit-" Jay murmured above Sam. Sam turned to Caleb who was to the left of him and shook his head

"We'll be implementing a dress code" Mr Liser droned on

The gym interrupted with disbelief from students "a dress code?" Jessi grumbled "Why don't you just teach the boys some impulse control!?" Another female student shouted

"Well tha seems hard" Mr Liser shrugged"Now to show you what students can no longer wear, here is Lola Scumpy, Lola?"

The blonde girl from Sam's class walked out, wearing a different outfit to before"Now all you fuckwads who say I'm not a model can munch my brunch hole!" She boomed, Sam held back a snicker

"No leggings, jeggings," Mr Liser listed, Lola pulling off a new layer of clothing to reveal the article of clothing each time "Short skirts, short shorts, tank tops, crop tops, halter tops or tramp stamps"

Lola revealed a tramp stamp that said ATM "cuz this is my money maker, and you don't get a recipe" she exclaimed

"Ok I'm sorry but those are all girl clothes" the girl in a yellow shirt and overalls next to Jessi pointed out

"Apology accepted Missy, but you know what? Why don't you stand up" the girl stood up gingerly "Now everybody looks at Missy, there's absolutely nothing provocative about her clothing" Missy was getting visibly uncomfortable with everyone staring at her to the point where Sam noticed it "The way she's dressed she could be a boy, or a girl or a minion from the despicable me franchise. Some of you sexy girls should be more like Missy, and so in summary great job Missy, way to like a unisex toddler"

"Thank you.."

"Oh, you're welcome"

Missy flopped back down on her seat "Missy you did not just thank him??" Jessi said

"Yeah I heard it I don't know why I just did that" Missy explained embarrassed

"Hey Liser, would you like to speak to how this dress code will affect the boys??" Jessi called down from the bleachers

"Uh shut up-" Mr Liser muttered "Thank you Jessi I was just gonna get to that, the boys are not allowed to wear t shirts with curse words or luchidor masks"

The large set boy from Sam's class in the front row grumbled "I feel personally targeted"

Sam shook his head at the obvious sexism

***

Sam was stood with Nick and his friends by their lockers, Jessi was shaking with anger and frustration "ugh, Lisers infuriating! That fake feminist mother fucker!" She slams her locker