Sam and his family were eating dinner, everyone had shared stories about their days and now it was time for Nick and Sam to tell theirs. Sam had gone first and spoke about what happened in shop class and how Mr Liser had made a sexist dress code and how Jessi got mad.
Nick carried it on "And then Jessi called all of us pigs and none of it was my fault!" Sam continued to eat his dinner
"Well did you speak up on behalf of the girls?" Diane asked
"What? No why would I do that?" Nick answered confused
"Because your dumbass misogynist friends might listen to you" Leah explained
"Yeah but I don't wanna be the guy that tells his other guys their being misogynistic"
"Why not?" Diane and Sam ask at the same time
"Because they'll call him a pussy" Judd piped up, stabbing his food
"Thank you Judd" Nick said
"Since when did being called a beautiful genital become an insult?" Elliott asked, receiving a side eye from all of the kids "I must have missed that lesson in man university"
"You guys don't understand the politics of childhood" Nick grumbled
"Nicky the girls are going through something right now, and you can either become an ally or an asshole. Like Judd"
"I'm a gaping asshole, respect my truth" Judd replied
"Well, if you're a pussy and you're a gaping asshole then I must be the worlds luckiest taint" he smiled eating his salad. Nick rolled his eyes and looked at Sam
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Across the pond
Hayran KurguSamuel was a 12, almost 13 year old orphan from England. When a lovely couple from America decided to adopt him, seeking to add to their family Sam travels across the sea on a plane to meet his new family. New school, friends and interests await him...
