Cuphead Characters in Short Shenanigans!

Mortimer Freeze General Headcanons

(ice king ripoff time lol) 

(btw he's still single) 

❄ He pours milk before cereal.

❄ He also thinks cereal is a soup and hot dogs are a sandwich. 

❄Some think he's insane, others think he's sad and lonely.

❄ He's really just a very happy old man. 

❄ He is the fun grandpa of every friend group. 

❄ He has different winter coats/robes BUT they're all the same color and they're practically identical. 

❄ I personally believe that Mortimer rizzed up his own eyeball. (the way he licked his lips when it was going around)

❄ He is the most single Pringle man to exist. 

❄ When he's not floating around, he's using his stupid ice skates that he has on 24/7 

❄ He would have a Tinder account.

❄ And a Reddit account.

❄ And a Discord.

❄ And he would do TikTok dances with Jupiter. 

OK LETS GET SERIOUS

❄ He sees Jupiter as his child.

❄ His cult members are like the family he never had.

❄ He is lying to his cult members with the promise of happiness from his power.

❄ He would reveal it was a lie but fears he will have no one else and that it will break their already fragile hearts. 

❄ He truly cares for all his friends even though he is very devious.  

❄ He is VERY powerful.

❄ So powerful that the Devil himself would want to have his power rather than his soul.

❄ He really enjoyed fighting Cups, Mugs, and Chalice until he caught that cold lol

❄ He is from the Boiling Isles.

❄ He is hilarious and very animated. 

❄ He is way too jolly. He smiles and laughs his goofy ahh knockoff Santa Claus laugh all the time. Legend says he hasn't stopped to this day.  

❄ He is great friends with Hilda despite being so far from her. 

❄ She's like a grand daughter to him.

❄  After the events of the DLC, he continued his cult until approached by the cup brothers and their female friend. 

But that's a story for a later chapter. (; 

(BTW he's my fav of the DLC)